Diarrhea in a freighter?

[Dizel8]

When you really gotta go and your butts about to blow.....................

 

[8HourPilot]

Ah yes, I forgot about the AW.....LOL

The Ultra is good, hows life on your side?

 

[Cargo Lord]

Depends

Flying a Cessna 402 single pilot night cargo was the best when I had the squirts. After the first episode of nearly crapping in my pants, i always kept 1 pair of "Depends" in my flight bag. Anytime I felt the Lincoln Log making its way, I quickly slipped them on and just crapped in my pants like a 2 year old. I would clean up after myself and toss the used "Depends" out the vent window and proceed on like nothing happened.

It really made it nice since I could eat anything I wanted for dinner and not have to worry about anything. "Depends" are also great to pee in. They also work well if you have to take a dump on the cargo ramp at night. You can use it to wipe your rear...........nice and soft.

I think it would make a great TV commercial

 

[dalegribble]

Nasty

 

[dalegribble]

Best posts on this site in this thread

 

[T-Gates]

Flying a Cessna 402 single pilot night cargo was the best when I had the squirts. After the first episode of nearly crapping in my pants, i always kept 1 pair of "Depends" in my flight bag. Anytime I felt the Lincoln Log making its way, I quickly slipped them on and just crapped in my pants like a 2 year old. I would clean up after myself and toss the used "Depends" out the vent window and proceed on like nothing happened.

It really made it nice since I could eat anything I wanted for dinner and not have to worry about anything. "Depends" are also great to pee in. They also work well if you have to take a dump on the cargo ramp at night. You can use it to wipe your rear...........nice and soft.

I think it would make a great TV commercial

ROFLMAO!

 

[minitour]

You realize that you could have spontaneously combusted?

thats how it happens .. massive pressure differentials inside your body .. whammo!

"the little boy combusted because he held in his farts..."

LOL I have that one on DVD - Love it!...right next to the "sexual harassment Panda" or the one with Butters gettin the ninja star stuck in his eye...or last year's Christmas episode (where they saved Ike from Canada - LMAO "there's no Canada like French canada...")

LMAO

-mini

 

[Captain Mullet]

A Metro captain at my previous airline $hit in his hat

 

[8HourPilot]

T-Gates.........for one reason or another your YIP cracks my $hit up! Got to love greater DTW.

 

[Jmmccutc]

i know that ExpressJet does a lot of "south of the border" opps...just wondering if any crew members have had Montozuma hold off his revenge till FL310?