Diarrhea in a freighter?

[minitour]

"When you're going through your callouts and you feel a little fallout"

 

[Mel Sharples]

This is, without a doubt, the FUNNIEST thread ever on this board. F-ing priceless!


By the way. . .

Just last night...........seriously.....

Was on a A320 flight from JFK to MSP. Had to go pee mid-flight, FL370. Left the captain alone.

When did JetBlue start flying to Minneapolis?

 

[crudeoilpilot]

uuuuugggggghhhhhh

Mr. Mel,
The avatar of yours makes me wanna sh!!!!!t...

 

[pppilot]

I figured out what gave me the squirts the other day, it was a bad orange.

I was blowing beef dangerously hard...

 

[bafanguy]

Mel,


It's the line about your grandpa and the screaming pasengers that'll have me laughing all day. Reminds me of the line from the old captain who told the FO and FE, " I better not wake up and find you two asleep."

Who'd have thought a thread about a runaway bodily function could generate so many responses ?

 

[Chicken Taco]

When you pass the outer marker and your shorts get a little darker..

Your F/O says "final fix, no flag" and the smell just makes you gag..

When you're flying through the sky and something's slimy on your thigh..

When you say "evacuate" but it's already too late..

..CT

 

[HowlinMadMurdoc]

Was on a A320 flight from JFK to MSP. Had to go pee mid-flight, FL370. Left the captain alone.

By the way. . .


When did JetBlue start flying to Minneapolis?

Saw that and was wondering myself. Sounds like JBD is suffering from a huge lack of "evacuation" which is causing a back-up to the eyes...

 

[ATRCAPT]

The gear is down and locked, and you're wiping with your sock...

 

[Jmmccutc]

Yea...it could very well be..it was sent to me by my bud who was an Eagle Driver (C models) and gave me the story behind it.

I get "It was a Mud Hen" from the Viper community and "It was a Viper" from the rest.

i know that "STING" is the call sign for the ANG 16's in TOL...

 

[8HourPilot]

Carry a Gatorade or Powerade bottle...much larger mouth than the 20oz Coke bottle. Standard equipment in my Flightbag.

Also heard of people taking a Whiz in the Sick Sacks.

Can you imagine out there in Practice Area Alpha trying to get back into BTL and Rex telling you call him back in 5 minutes?