Delta Tie?

[screamingpax]

Q: Why do delta pilots wear ties?

A: To keep the foreskin from popping out...



Time to quit whining about everything and have some real fun. Anyone else have any good delta pilot jokes?



Q: What's a delta wife do to her a**hole before sex?

A: Drops him off at the airport..


Q: What separates a Delta flight attendant from the scum of the Earth?

A: Cockpit door..

 

[rf285]

Who rained on your parade?

 

[screamingpax]

Ok fine...Any good pilot jokes period?? Just sick of every thread turning into ALPA, SKYW, Mesa, etc... Trying to get some humor going.

 

[screamingpax]

The three most dangerous things in aviation (in order):

1. A doctor in a Cessna.
2. Two captains in a 737 or DC-9.
3. On-board fire

 

[crj567]

Q: What is the difference between a Delta pilot and a jet engine?

A: The engine stops whining after you park at the gate!

 

[chuckthepilot]

Oldie but goody:

Q: What's the difference between a regional FO and a pizza?

A: A pizza has a chance of feeding a family of four.

 

[rjacobs]

What do you call the thing between the dick and the ***********************************?


-Throttles

 

[SiuDude]

Knock knock.

Who is there?



Mesa sucks.

 

[Ezralite]

Why is it so windy in Chicago?


Because Mesa sucks and Gojet blows

 

[Tarzan]

What is the difference between a Delta pilot and God?

God doesn't think he's a Delta pilot.

 

[Cobraair75drvr]

What is the difference between a sub contractor lifer and a Delta pilot??

The Delta pilot has SCOPE, thus control over the flying. Oh yea, and about $100K/yr.

Q: What is the difference between a Delta pilot and a jet engine?

A: The engine stops whining after you park at the gate!

 

[Midnight Flyer]

What is the most dangerous hazard to an airline Captain?

A flight attendant with a chipped tooth.

 

[buscap]

What happens to a Delta pilot when he takes Viagra?










He stands up

 

[Pogue Mahone]

How many Delta pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?




Just one.

He holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

 

[G2T]

What is the difference between a sub contractor lifer and a Delta pilot??

The Delta pilot has SCOPE, thus control over the flying. Oh yea, and about $100K/yr.

Btw, the two gay pilots in your cute little joke are at least Delta pilots, not jealous sub-contractors.

It is Delta's (and other legacies) fantastic scope that created this subcontractor/rj debacle in the first place. Not many regional pilots want to work at the regionals, but with nobody hiring, and when they do hire they want pic turbine in aircraft larger than _____, how do you suggest we solve this problem?

I suggest you either tell a joke or stop trolling the regional boards just to make yourself feel better.