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screamingpax

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Q: Why do delta pilots wear ties?

A: To keep the foreskin from popping out...



Time to quit whining about everything and have some real fun. Anyone else have any good delta pilot jokes?



Q: What's a delta wife do to her a**hole before sex?

A: Drops him off at the airport..


Q: What separates a Delta flight attendant from the scum of the Earth?

A: Cockpit door..
 
Ok fine...Any good pilot jokes period?? Just sick of every thread turning into ALPA, SKYW, Mesa, etc... Trying to get some humor going.
 
The three most dangerous things in aviation (in order):

1. A doctor in a Cessna.
2. Two captains in a 737 or DC-9.
3. On-board fire
 
Q: What is the difference between a Delta pilot and a jet engine?

A: The engine stops whining after you park at the gate!
 
Oldie but goody:

Q: What's the difference between a regional FO and a pizza?

A: A pizza has a chance of feeding a family of four.
 
What do you call the thing between the dick and the ***********************************?


-Throttles
 
Knock knock.

Who is there?



Mesa sucks.
 
What is the difference between a Delta pilot and God?

God doesn't think he's a Delta pilot.
 
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