Geez, especially you DAL RJ guys. The only reason you have a job is because of DAL. If you can't get hired at DAL, so be it, but you look like morons calling them names because of it.
DAL tool translation:
"Geez-you code enforcement guys are such a pain in the ass! The only reason you have a job is because I am super-rich, and own a big ass plane and a sweet Benz which I drive up and down the runway! If you guys don't get off my case, I'm gonna be forced to run you over with my big bug smasher!"
-"Now let's just move along, Barney-us big, rich guys have stuff to do!"
-"Don't make me flatten your Crown Vic, there Kojack!"
-You are right, ACL-Not all DAL guys are tools, but it damn sure looks like God put a few real award-winners on your list. I have been around the block a time or two, but I have never heard of anything like this from any pilot in the employ of any other airline. Threatening to RUN OVER the cops with his plane!?!? REALLY?????
-This guy must have ROCKED your interview, champ! (I guess all those you accuse of not being able to pass that big interview must feel a bit better after seeing what this perfect example of charm and class pulled off.) Maybe your test yould now include some questions about leaving treadmarks on squad cars.
P.S.- For those slow learners out there "code enforcement" people enforce local ordinances. I strongly suspect there may have been one or two concerning people driving on a freaking runway. Probably even a code in there somewhere about running over people with your damn plane.
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