Cockpit Etiquette

[robair73]

Phillies Are World Champs!!!! Yahoooooooo!!!!!

 

[fly4funcrj]

Dudes:

Ever wonder why the movie we see in training about the high altitude hypoxia where the guy twitches then passes out while attempting to don an oxygen mask is a SILENT ONE?

I bet he really let one rrrrrrrip!

Notice how the guy who helps him put the mask on is in a rush to get the hell out of the room! Phew!

Anyone have a copy of that video?

 

[MrSky]

Anyone from the old WestAir Commuter would remember one of our instructors quotes....

Be Polite...... But Be Comfortable!

 

[TangoIndiaMike]

The guys at a Fortune 500 Flight Dept that I work with are convinced that if you siq squarely on the seat, the lambswool seat cover will mysterously absorb the smell and your seat mate will not smell it. I believe this is BS...lterally...
Anyone else heard about this one?

 

[on autopilot]

The guys at a Fortune 500 Flight Dept that I work with are convinced that if you siq squarely on the seat, the lambswool seat cover will mysterously absorb the smell and your seat mate will not smell it. I believe this is BS...lterally...
Anyone else heard about this one?

Never. There was a Captain named Santos that would melt the lambswool. He was from Puerto Rico, and that guys farts were potent, I still wanna hurl when I think about the stench he could produce, and he was proud of it!!!

He would stink the whole cockpit up and just say Nothing like your own!!!!

 

[Papa Woody]

He was from Puerto Rico, and that guys farts were potent...

Hey!

Profiling farts is ILLEGAL.

 

[on autopilot]

Hey!

Profiling farts is ILLEGAL.

Hey Santos was the one who was proud to be from P.R. He was proud of his farts too. Last I heard, he's still lighting up his F.O.'s with those farts.

 

[robair73]

Let it be known, I blasted a big one into the lambskin seat cover and it still stunk like hell. I moved my butt all the way back and sat straight up to squarely place my butthole straight into the seat. I eased one out and it still stunk!! I have to say that myth is BUSTED!