Cockpit Etiquette

[Papa Woody]

He was from Puerto Rico, and that guys farts were potent...

Hey!

Profiling farts is ILLEGAL.

 

[on autopilot]

Hey!

Profiling farts is ILLEGAL.

Hey Santos was the one who was proud to be from P.R. He was proud of his farts too. Last I heard, he's still lighting up his F.O.'s with those farts.

 

[robair73]

Let it be known, I blasted a big one into the lambskin seat cover and it still stunk like hell. I moved my butt all the way back and sat straight up to squarely place my butthole straight into the seat. I eased one out and it still stunk!! I have to say that myth is BUSTED!