Cockpit Etiquette

[robair73]

So do you let em rip when you fly with the guys? If you do, when is your next trip? Female flatulence has always intrigued me...............

Intrigued you? I've always found female farts to be some of the stinkiest around. I've literally teared up and choked from them. When a girl farts, RUN FOR ZEE HILLS!!

How's it going ESF?

 

[A-V-8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc&feature=related

 

[Jack-O-Lantern]

Where is Hoser?

 

[AMT_842]

Yanking your chain I mean.......:erm:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...


:laugh:

You haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me.
By which I mean pulling a guy who is like me
not me pulling another guy because
that is gay and I'm a pilot
I don't do that kind of thing...

....

....much

 

[on autopilot]

Intrigued you? I've always found female farts to be some of the stinkiest around. I've literally teared up and choked from them. When a girl farts, RUN FOR ZEE HILLS!!

How's it going ESF?

It depends on what cheeks the farts are originating from, like the chick in your avatar, I would love it she dropPed trough, bent over and let em rip.......























































FREAKED OUT YET?? LOL

 

[Spoolingbyu]

It depends on what cheeks the farts are originating from, like the chick in your avatar, I would love it she dropPed trough, bent over and let em rip.......


FREAKED OUT YET?? LOL

What you mean to say is that you would eat a mile of her **** just to see where it came from.

 

[Papa Woody]

Before I waff an air-biscuit, I always do the George Carlin "test fart."

 

[Skippy]

just SQUARE IT UP!!! IE DO NOT LIFT-- plus it's a dead giveaway when you do the side lean technique-- usually the fake "cloth" seat will absorb it, if you have cheap ass or severely compressed cushions-- you're screwed, just hope it's not a SHART!

 

[robair73]

It depends on what cheeks the farts are originating from, like the chick in your avatar, I would love it she dropPed trough, bent over and let em rip.......
FREAKED OUT YET?? LOL

Now that is a great visual!! I can just imagine what that would look like from behind...

 

[Amish RakeFight]

-- plus it's a dead giveaway when you do the side lean technique--

....and all this time I thought I had everyone fooled. Damn. :0