Wow, that's really good, much better than I expected. Thanks a lot for the education. Now I know for sure that if bad things ever happen to Delta you can always get an anchor position at Fox News. Even Hannity can't spin like that.
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Surplus1, yes my imagination is quite vivid. Did you know that Surplus is the term used at UAL for RIF's?
No, I didn't know that. To me RIF was just an old Air Force term. See, you learn something every day.
Anyway, I imagine CMR as a small CVG based commuter w/ a few Bandirantes and Metroliners connecting CVG-CMH-CLE-DAY-CVG. This imaginary company is owned by a fake dude named Dave Mueller. This fat spoiled drunk-a$$ inherited the company from his hard working father. Luckly, an airline named Delta decided to build CVG into a major hub. This entailed a rather large construction project. First, build a new terminal. Second, drill an underground train. Third, build a B concourse w/ international customs to support the new PanAm acquisition. Fourth, succeed ORD operations to AMR/UAL and move to CVG. "OH NO OHARE!!! Fly CVG!"....remember...? Lastly, turn a podunk commuter called Comair into a feeder to support this fake vision. Given the fact that Gulf War 1 and PanAm has put the company near bankruptcy, the "Delta Family" must fund these projects via "Leadership 7.5."
Thanks again. I did know that CMR was a small CVG based commuter w/ (you forgot the Navajos) Bandierantes and Metros and I did know who started it. I did know that Delta built a tunnel and Concourse B, but I didn't know that Delta built the whole cotton picking terminal. That's marvelous. I also didn't know that all of that was built with Delta money. I was under the illusion that the local government had some involvement and some money in the deal. Now that I've learned you built it all with Delta money, that's impressive. The people of Kentucky and Ohio are really indebted to you all. I was told that the commuter signed a code share agreement with Delta in 1984, which I thought was before you built all that stuff and I also thought that the Gulf 1 war was in 1991 and then I thought your "Leadership 7.5" was a Ron Allen deal that came somewhere around '95, but I guess that's all a mistake on my part.
As I continue in my REM state, I now envison that CMR needs to show a little sign of professionalism. Instead of bussing passengers out to a noisy and windy ramp, DAL should connect these people into a nice terminal. For argument sake, let's just call it Concourse C. This building will be wired w/ the Deltamatic reservation system. In since CVG doesn't offer the O/D traffic required of a true hub like we surrenderd in ORD, perhaps a longer range commuter jet that some Canadian company is building could work. Let's float some more bonds, extend 18R, build Concourse C and fund CMR some FPDs (fee per departure) money to help finance these RJs. Our pilots will sign on because RJs will "feed the hub" and grow mainline. Now we can draw feed from ORD and really expand. Oh yeah, I'm in dream world again.
Gee, Delta built the 18R extension too? Where did I ever get the idea that runways were built with a combination of city, state and mostly federal funds? Then I also thought that it was Comair that floated the bonds to build Concourse C, but I guess they lied about that too. Then I remember those monies paid to Delta for use of the Deltamatic system that CMR kept putting in its annual reports, but now with your information I realize that was all fake. I also thought that Comair's contract with Delta was a revenue sharing agreement and not a "FPD" until quite after Delta bought CMR in 2000, but I guess I screwed up there too. Finally, I thought CMR decided to buy jets over Delta's objections and paid for them with its own money and financing, but now that you've set me straight the whole thing is clear to me. Thanks a lot man, I think it was wonderful of Delta's BOD to allow Ron Allen to give Comair all that money for nothing. I know you didn't mention it, but are you sure that DAL didn't borrow the money from DALPA? Anyway, I really want to thank you for the generosity and especially for buying Comair for nearly 2 billion dollars after first giving us all that cool stuff. You guys are just all heart man. We owe you so much (and you must have forgotten half the stuff you gave us) that's why nearly all 4500 of us Comair people lined up to kiss your butts on the day you decided to pay our shareholders again for all that stuff you had already given us for nothing. You really brought tears to my eyes man.
Lastly, as far as my flooded state of mind goes the 20 billion doesn't just come from CMR. It comes from many things. One of the biggest is buying a fleet of the highest CASM aircraft in the industry....CMR and ASA. Overpaying for PanAm w/o LHR access is another. Two paint jobs, new F/A uniforms, cheap wings and Cracker Jack hat badges don't help. Now DAL is saddled w/ huge debt, high CASM RJ's, no LHR, tiny Orient exposure, and weak hubs like CVG and SLC. Hard to believe DAL even had an operation in LAX. Better give that to UAL/AMR too. Back on topic, these "super efficient RJ's" can't even compete in DFW....huge O/D and connections. As you say, I may have a vivid imagination but if you're at CMR/ASA my crazy mind says get ready for pay/beny cuts or maybe even spun-off. Whoa, I'm waking up and need a beer.
Now I feel let down. I was sure you'd say that CMR was responsible for the whole 20 billion. Anyway I do want to thank you for takeing all those expensive jets off of Comair's hands and paying for them. We were really on the brink of bankruptcy and if Delta hadn't saved the day by buying us we'd all be on the street. Thanks again.
Sorry you paid too much for PanAm (you did), and I'm sorry you couldn't decide which paint job you wanted and had to try so many times, and those F/A uniforms are almost as tacky as the double-breasted suits you guys wear. I also agree that the new "brass" comes from a Cracker Jacks box and wish you hadn't forced us to wear a version of the same junk.
I'm sorry to that you're bitter about your management's repeated failures and maybe you'll get dalpa to take over the company and run it right 'cause those executives obviously don't have a clue. Say, do you really think you could get that mind of yours to convince them to spin us off?
BTW, we're getting ready for the pay cuts and my one hope is that they won't be as large as yours. It will be nice to see you driving chevys and shopping with us at WalMart though; we've missed you for too long.
One last thing. When you wake better have a couple shots of good whiskey or maybe a nice glass of champagne while you can still afford it. That beer stuff is for us regional pukes, but it is coming you're way.
Thanks again for all the right information. Now that you all have owned us for awhile we really should start adopting to the mythology. Keep the lines to Miss Cleo open.