CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[time builder]

Chuck has been known to grease the CRJ on the threshhold 20 knots below stall speed after coming in at 250 knots until a 3 mile final. The Red Sea wasn't the only thing Chuck parted, he's the reason why there's a space in the middle of threshold lights.

 

[Jeepman]

Every turn Chuck gets out of his RJ and does a little workout on the Total Gym!

 

[maverick121]

Chuck Norris is so good that he has designed his own badass jet. Soon all airlines worldwide will get rid of the CRJ and and start flying the Chuck Norris Jet or CNJ. Any airline that has a problem with this will be roundhouse kicked out of business!

 

[Nindiri]

Chuck Norris once took off in an airplane on a treadmill by applying the force of a roundhouse kick.

 

[SBD]

Chuck Norris got Cathay Pacific/Emirates/Fed Ex/Delta/UPS 20 year pay his first year at the regionals.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris is so good that he has designed his own badass jet. Soon all airlines worldwide will get rid of the CRJ and and start flying the Chuck Norris Jet or CNJ. Any airline that has a problem with this will be roundhouse kicked out of business!

HAHAHAHAH! cnj..awesome

 

[merlindrvr]

Chuck Norris does not have to spank his monkey. He has his monkey spank him and he likes it.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris does all his own deicing by threatening to roundhouse kick the aircraft.

 

[AngelKing]

I tried to fire Chuck Norris for roundhouse kicking my employees. It didn't go so well for me.

You should be a comedian, that was hilarious.

AK

 

[suupah]

chuck norrise doesn't need runways he stalls/spins his aircraft at fl250 right above his parking spot and brings right down without injuring anything but the pilots next to him's ego