CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[SiuDude]

They still made Chuck Norris fly the sim for the FedEx interview, but he only had to do one instrument approach.

 

[CopilotDoug]

Ha!

How do you think Michael Bolton got that "nuts-caught-in-a-Cusinart" singing voice of his?

That's right...Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the sweetbreads!

Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris put in the anonymous bid for the CRJ1000's.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris is the only person allowed to have 16 minutes of fame.

 

[Occam's Razor]

Where a normal man would be killed five times before he hit the ground, the question is: Why did Chuck Norris let Bolton live? Answer: Because he has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

Ok...that rocks!

Well done!

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris picked Nevada to go all the way in the NCAA Tourney.

 

[CopilotDoug]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

 

[FlySacto]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

Beautiful!!!

 

[XPOO]

If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear Chuck Norris bangin' your sister

That is amazing. Considering I've never had a sister. But I still think Bob Saget has him beat, because we all know that Bob rubs one out with the use of sandpaper.

 

[maverick121]

He can fly, bang kristi Brinkley and demonstrate his wide range of motion on his total gym all at the same time!