CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[time builder]

Chuck has been known to grease the CRJ on the threshhold 20 knots below stall speed after coming in at 250 knots until a 3 mile final. The Red Sea wasn't the only thing Chuck parted, he's the reason why there's a space in the middle of threshold lights.

 

[Jeepman]

Every turn Chuck gets out of his RJ and does a little workout on the Total Gym!

 

[maverick121]

Chuck Norris is so good that he has designed his own badass jet. Soon all airlines worldwide will get rid of the CRJ and and start flying the Chuck Norris Jet or CNJ. Any airline that has a problem with this will be roundhouse kicked out of business!

 

[Nindiri]

Chuck Norris once took off in an airplane on a treadmill by applying the force of a roundhouse kick.

 

[SBD]

Chuck Norris got Cathay Pacific/Emirates/Fed Ex/Delta/UPS 20 year pay his first year at the regionals.

 

[DannyNoonan]

Chuck Norris is so good that he has designed his own badass jet. Soon all airlines worldwide will get rid of the CRJ and and start flying the Chuck Norris Jet or CNJ. Any airline that has a problem with this will be roundhouse kicked out of business!

HAHAHAHAH! cnj..awesome

 

[merlindrvr]

Chuck Norris does not have to spank his monkey. He has his monkey spank him and he likes it.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris does all his own deicing by threatening to roundhouse kick the aircraft.

 

[AngelKing]

I tried to fire Chuck Norris for roundhouse kicking my employees. It didn't go so well for me.

You should be a comedian, that was hilarious.

AK

 

[suupah]

chuck norrise doesn't need runways he stalls/spins his aircraft at fl250 right above his parking spot and brings right down without injuring anything but the pilots next to him's ego

 

[DirtyBeech]

Chuck Norris authorized himself to give you holding instructions with an EFRKT (expect further roundhouse kick time). Chuck's got a schedule to keep, but sets appointments with those too foolish to get the hell outa his way.

A Chuckway incursion is an instance when a plane, vehicle, runway, ramp, interstate, terminal or person is stupid enough to get in the way of his takeoff or landing roll. Now you know why there is always so much (re)construction around a given airport.

 

[Almerick07]

chuck norris tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris uses his spit as jet fuel.

 

[Americam]

Chuck Norris shaves his beard every morning, noon, and night. By the time he walks out of the bathroom, he has a perfect beard.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he never crys.

 

[Skippy]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris....

 

[Canadair RJ]

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

 

[time builder]

chuck norrise doesn't need runways he stalls/spins his aircraft at fl250 right above his parking spot and brings right down without injuring anything but the pilots next to him's ego

I'd edit that before Chuck see's it. He's likely to roundhouse you for spelling his name wrong, and not capitalizing. Remember, "the best defense is not to offend."

 

[Quack]

Chuck Norris kicked the crap out of Bill Brasky...

 

[XPOO]

Britney Spears will be visiting with Chuck Norris later this week to see if he can roundhouse kick some f-ing sense into that b*tch!

 

[Swass]

Chuck Norris once took off in an airplane on a treadmill by applying the force of a roundhouse kick.

Well done

Little kids pee their name into snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete

 

[DrewBlows]

I heard Chuck Norris found out the moderators moved his thread from the "Regionals" board. I expect roundhouse kicks all around.