CHUCK NORRIS TO RECEIVE AND FLY ALL CRJ 900's

[DirtyBeech]

Chuck Norris authorized himself to give you holding instructions with an EFRKT (expect further roundhouse kick time). Chuck's got a schedule to keep, but sets appointments with those too foolish to get the hell outa his way.

A Chuckway incursion is an instance when a plane, vehicle, runway, ramp, interstate, terminal or person is stupid enough to get in the way of his takeoff or landing roll. Now you know why there is always so much (re)construction around a given airport.

 

[Almerick07]

chuck norris tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

 

[XPOO]

Chuck Norris uses his spit as jet fuel.

 

[Americam]

Chuck Norris shaves his beard every morning, noon, and night. By the time he walks out of the bathroom, he has a perfect beard.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he never crys.

 

[Skippy]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris....

 

[Canadair RJ]

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

 

[time builder]

chuck norrise doesn't need runways he stalls/spins his aircraft at fl250 right above his parking spot and brings right down without injuring anything but the pilots next to him's ego

I'd edit that before Chuck see's it. He's likely to roundhouse you for spelling his name wrong, and not capitalizing. Remember, "the best defense is not to offend."

 

[Quack]

Chuck Norris kicked the crap out of Bill Brasky...

 

[XPOO]

Britney Spears will be visiting with Chuck Norris later this week to see if he can roundhouse kick some f-ing sense into that b*tch!

 

[Swass]

Chuck Norris once took off in an airplane on a treadmill by applying the force of a roundhouse kick.

Well done

Little kids pee their name into snow. Chuck Norris pees his name into concrete