Speedtape
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Is there man or beast alive that has ever seen Brian actually fly the line?
Ask around about when Brian was an IP as an FO. He didn't have the seniority to hold Captain. I guess he weasled his way into the training department. Keep in mind he is smarter than any other employee at ASA (if you don't believe me, just ask him).
Anyhow, they end up short a Captain for a revenue trip. He's not Captain, but as an IP he is typed so Brian begs, borrows or steals a set of Captain's bars and hat with some jism on the bill and off he goes.
Ask around, you'll find someone to fill in the details.
I remember that occasion. Not only does he hate ALPA, but he hates the Seniority system! Someone should have made a citizen's arrest for excessive arrogance and intentional disregard of the seniority system! Did anyone check to see if his Pubs were up to date? We wouldn't want him to have a good excuse for flying into a mountain and killing his friend's family that happened to be on board! Wait a minute, he doesn't have any friends! It's all about Brian!
Do you know how Brian screws in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb in the recepticle and waits for the world to revolve around him!