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Rook said:I'm a Christian but G0D D@mn that was funny:laugh:
The Drizzle said:Nobody ever turns down an opportunity to praise the FSM when I ask for them to join me in services. RAMEN.
spike said:For Chrisitians, they are called and directed to share the Gospel with others, they want to help you get right with God. They don't think they are better than you, but it is their duty.
They are called not to keep it private but to tell all the people in the world.
You can't keep the best news in the world a secret.
Then you've been retired for at least 1,945 years. What are you complaining about?pilotmiketx said:You've been annoying us with your "news" for 2000 years. Quietly keep it to yourself.
SkyWstman said:Jesus said the gospel is offensive. It offends those who love their lives and the unholy things they do. I used to love my unholy life until I began reaping the wonderful consequences of sin. A little VD, alittle divorce, a little destruction here and there. It's so much fun. Yeh this Jesus guy that warned us about all these things in the Bible, we should keep it quiet so that all our friends can ruin their lives too. Alcohol addiction is wonderful. And the fun of worrying about getting a DUI on the way home from a bar, I love that feeling. Oh and what about the joy of wondering if you got AIDS from a girl you slept with ten years ago. Yeh this Jesus guy should be hung on a cross for destroying all our fun.