Any good pranks to pull on my Flight Attendent?

[SevenDos]

Me and my buddy are flying with a girl who is a total bitch and we want to mess with her. Need some suggestions. I got a few in mind, but I need some new ideas. It's a Gulfstream 2 if there is anything type specific.

 

[stupidpilot]

How about exceeding the speed of heat?

 

[Hawkster54]

Tell her you got a Lav over temp light and that she needs to dump as much ice as possible down the sh*tter to keep it from going up in smoke! Make sure you tell her to make sure the PAX don't know what she's up to because Mr and Mrs John Doe Millionaire are nervous flyers! HAHAHAHA

 

[learflyer]

Have her collect the famous air sample in a cup, and bring it up to the cockpit.

 

[cheyflyer]

Tell her you have an excess supply of "prop wash" that you no longer need and want to sell and that you will split the money with her if she can get rid of it.

Or,

Have her call your local aviation supply company and order some "flight line" because you ran out on your last trip.

 

[Golden Falcon]

The vomit bag trick requires at least one can of cream soup of your choice:

1) put the soup into an airsickness bag
2) have one flt deck crewmember hold the bag as if it was used by them
3) chime the attendent in and ask her to dispose of the bag
4) as she takes the bag, the OTHER flt deck crewmember grabs it and tips it up to the mouth commenting "nevermind i'll take care of it"
5) you might get sprayed by the real thing from the flt attendent...

 

[smails]

Start calling her stewardess!

 

[learflyer]

The vomit bag trick requires at least one can of cream soup of your choice:

1) put the soup into an airsickness bag
2) have one flt deck crewmember hold the bag as if it was used by them
3) chime the attendent in and ask her to dispose of the bag
4) as she takes the bag, the OTHER flt deck crewmember grabs it and tips it up to the mouth commenting "nevermind i'll take care of it"
5) you might get sprayed by the real thing from the flt attendent...

We have a winner! You should microwave that bag so it feels warm to her though.....about 98.6 degrees.

 

[HalinTexas]

Change her wake-up call.

 

[inline]

Me and my buddy are flying with a girl who is a total bitch and we want to mess with her. Need some suggestions. I got a few in mind, but I need some new ideas. It's a Gulfstream 2 if there is anything type specific.

Better be careful. In this hyper politically correct day, if you're a male ( and god forbid a white one) and you offend a female or minority, you're guilty until proven innocent.

 

[ultrarunner]

Better be careful. In this hyper politically correct day, if you're a male ( and god forbid a white one) and you offend a female or minority, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Inline gives good advice....

If you're some white boy up front and you mess with a black stew in the back, you're gonna have those idiots Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson so far up your a$$ you won't believe it. And this will be AFTER you've been fired!

 

[CaravanMan]

Tell her you have an excess supply of "prop wash" that you no longer need and want to sell and that you will split the money with her if she can get rid of it.

Or,

Have her call your local aviation supply company and order some "flight line" because you ran out on your last trip.

Hahaha, I pulled the same thing on my wife when she was working at an FBO. Got home from flying one morning and me and the MX guys got her good.

 

[JediNein]

We have a winner! You should microwave that bag so it feels warm to her though.....about 98.6 degrees.

And be sure it doesn't have 'special' chemicals inside to dampen smell and biohazard status. If they have the chemicals, you'd be filling bags for sure. uke:

 

[G100driver]

Sounds like you like her to me ... how about you punch her in the arm and ask if she will go to the winter formal with you ...

Seriously, do you really want to deal with the BS of possibly getting fired because you messed with the F/A.

(I did love the barf bag gag though)

 

[ultrarunner]

Oh, I guess I was too hard on 'em G100. Give 'em a break. We can't protect stupidity....

 

[learflyer]

Hey, ultra, I like your quote. I'm frustrated with out of shape people. Especially the ones who are able bodied, with healthy knees/joints that CAN run and excercise but don't.

 

[G100driver]

Oh, I guess I was too hard on 'em G100. Give 'em a break. We can't protect stupidity....

Nope ... my guess is he and his flying buddy were sitting around the bar not getting laid (especially by the F/A) and thought it would be funny to post this. Once they sobbered up it could not be deleted.

 

[J.Otto]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Lear6T]

Is her name Angela?????

 

[Hawkster54]

The Barf bag one is awesome! Now I just need to get a job flying a big enough plane to have a FA!

 

[sidesaddle]

Ever try the old "The left main landing gear is stuck up, we need need you to jump up and down on the floor next to the credenza" (do this on a dead head). She jumps and magically the light illuminates down and locked.

 

[X-Wind]

I prefer the Kill her with kindness approach, you will be surprised how well that works. Then you wont have fast or be parched on your next flight.....

just my 2 cents !

 

[ProFracPilot]

Do you ever see her using Visine?

If you screw with her, I strongly recommend you don't let her handle your food or get your coffee. She's probably got a few tricks of her own up her sleeve.

 

[bunman45]

Fart in the cockpit. Trust me, she'll like it.

 

[100-1/2]

God! We were Soooo wasted! Hey, did we use your condoms 'cause I still had all mine unopened this morning?

100-1/2

 

[spg2bmd]

you should work for southwest.

 

[414Flyer]

Me and my buddy are flying with a girl who is a total bitch and we want to mess with her. Need some suggestions. I got a few in mind, but I need some new ideas. It's a Gulfstream 2 if there is anything type specific.

Hope its not the bat-shiit crazy Stewardess thats at a northeastern 135 company with some G2s.

 

[SevenDos]

Sounds like you like her to me ... how about you punch her in the arm and ask if she will go to the winter formal with you ...

Seriously, do you really want to deal with the BS of possibly getting fired because you messed with the F/A.

(I did love the barf bag gag though)

You bet i do.

 

[SevenDos]

Nope ... my guess is he and his flying buddy were sitting around the bar not getting laid (especially by the F/A) and thought it would be funny to post this. Once they sobbered up it could not be deleted.

Good guess, but that's not what happened. We played the lav overheat trick. It was all we could do to not piss our pants from laughing so hard as soon as she left the cockpit. The best part is she still thinks the airplane has a real problem. Thanks for the ideas guys. And everyone who chimed in some B.S. can lick my sweaty sack.

 

[stupidpilot]

Good guess, but that's not what happened. We played the lav overheat trick. It was all we could do to not piss our pants from laughing so hard as soon as she left the cockpit. The best part is she still thinks the airplane has a real problem. Thanks for the ideas guys. And everyone who chimed in some B.S. can lick my sweaty sack.

ROFLMAO!!!!! That is a perfect reply to the uptight pansies who wouldn't dare play a gag on an FA.