any comebacks for the 'small plane' comment?

[MJG]

Next time someone steps onboard and says "this is so small" just simply look them straight in the eye and say "it sure is, do you want to wait for the bigger one??"

 

[samballs]

one I found to work really well is go F*&k yourself SIR. Its a crowd favorite.

 

[hbrow15]

Had a passenger get on the airplane make a comment " what did I do to derseve this?" Captain said " bought a cheap ticket"

 

[InTransit]

My Captain yelled at a lady one time - It's bigger than your mobile home!

 

[P-Dawg_QX]

"You wouldn't think it was so small if it landed on your house."

This thread rocks! I've been looking for better responses...thanks for hookin a brotha up.

 

[Bluecruiser]

Smaller planes for smaler airfares. People should shut the heck up and be happy with their $100 internet fare.

Yeeeeaaaass!!!!!!!!

AMEN!!!!

 

[Gateau]

Whatever you fly, just watch out for that Vandal guy in the bathroom! Yikes!

 

[aerosquirrel]

My favorite, "It's us, or the bus"

 

[Traumahawk]

The Cubicle comment works real well when dealing with some office space wanna be microsoft geek.


About small fares, not always the case, often It's more expensive to fly on regional carriers than mainline, especially from these podunk towns. They don't hesitate to show u the fare on their ticket when groundstopped for 2 1/2 hours.

"It's so small"
"Hey lady, how long you figure it would take you to walk to Boston?"

How about PHL-ABE. Drive a golf cart next time big shot.

 

[FlamingFUPA]

How about PHL-ABE. Drive a golf cart next time big shot.

I hate that leg. Rent a car and drive.