any comebacks for the 'small plane' comment?

[moscowcfi]

To a Canadian passenger:

This is the biggest plane your country makes.

 

[DashTrash400]

Somewhat related:

Back in Horizon's Metro days, there was a flight boarding at Sun Valley when a guy came out grumbling about the size of the airplane. The FO made some smartass retort, which only infuriated the guy. "Don't you know who I am!?"

The FO said, "Sir, let me show you something." He took the guy around the nose of the airplane, pointed at the gulfstreams & citations across the field, and said "if you were anyone worth knowing, you'd be flying in one of those!"

 

[blackbox]

To a Canadian passenger:

This is the biggest plane your country makes.

Haha, thats pretty funny. I may have to use that one.


A few years back, before I got into flying, My friend and I were boarding a plane and she got in looked down the aisle and said "oh, its a small plane". I think it caught the F/A off guard and she replied, "its a medium size plane". We were boarding a Jetblue A320!!

 

[blackbox]

Somewhat related:

Back in Horizon's Metro days, there was a flight boarding at Sun Valley when a guy came out grumbling about the size of the airplane. The FO made some smartass retort, which only infuriated the guy. "Don't you know who I am!?"

The FO said, "Sir, let me show you something." He took the guy around the nose of the airplane, pointed at the gulfstreams & citations across the field, and said "if you were anyone worth knowing, you'd be flying in one of those!"

I heard this story so cant dont know how true it is but it went like this......

People were lining up to board the plane and then a man walked up to the front of the line and the gate agent told him he has to get in line. His response was

"do you know who I am?"

so she went on the PA system and asked everyone
"Does anyone know who this man is?"

he was pissed and said

"F*ck you"

and she replied, "you have to stand in line for that too"

 

[Rex Kramer]

My wife keeps telling me that size doesn't matter.

 

[dollacrackho]

for insurance ,if we crash less people die

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Hey,
How 'bout "This airplane costs more than the entire trailer park you live in"
Used it and it works like a charm.
PBR

 

[slomo]

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.