any comebacks for the 'small plane' comment?

[CA1900]

"You ever heard of a little boat hitting an iceberg?"

"Well, it's the biggest thing going to Buffalo that doesn't involve you sitting in Newark for four hours. Which would you prefer?"

 

[AVI8V1]

it grows in the air

or

its so small we just pretend to fly it

or

its a small plane with a great big heart

or

thanks d!ck.

 

[328dude]

From the looks of your wife, I really can't argue with ya.

 

[olympus593]

The Airtran guy's love it when you tell ground: Roger we'll follow the DC-9.

 

[charlie2]

In my mighty J-32 I once said "Really? I've never flown an airplane this big before!"

Also "But at least it is very loud"

and "It may be small but at least it is slow"

 

[Ailerongirl]

Look around really quickly and go....'Awww crap you're right! I'm on the wrong plane!' Then push past the pax in your haste to get out.

 

[SouthTex]

What about the dark shades and cane routine?

 

[blzr]

I had a lady get on board and ask the flight attendent if this was the same plane Buddy Holly was killed in.

I think she meant to ask it different than it sounds, but it still shows the general stupidity of the flying public.

 

[Ailerongirl]

Along those same lines people used to ask me all the time if the brasilia flew in WW2.......

 

[SouthTex]

Feel those .50 Cals