Some silly questions to the creators of that silly website
Wow, what fast and dramatic changes you’ve made.
A comment about a contract’s scope section and why it’s so important. When management out-sources jobs, especially to non-English speaking countries, the results can be catastrophic or at least, embarrassing; not to mention the loss of jobs to trained, qualified, motivated, and professional Americans. You get results like:
“We want take back control of our future with your vote.”
Q Do I get Flie lice with that?
Some more:
Q A priest, a rabbi, and a scum sucking… nope, that’s one’s kinda old.
Q A train leaves the station at…. Naw, always hated that question.
Oh here we are:
Q Is the three-year-old that designed your original page available for bar-mitzvahs, weddings, and birthday announcements?
Q Did said three-year-old spend more than 30 seconds working on the site?
Q Written on the sites’ first (and only) page, is “employed at Options”. Do you mean Flight Options??? Why didn’t you use the company’s full name?
Q Will your organization’s office be across the street from Flight Options’ headquarters or will it be conveniently located in bt’s office?
Q After the 1108’s contract is TA’d and you stand up and yell that your proposal is better, will President Obama still call you a jacka**?
Q Before writing the phrase “When we have 161 employed pilots supporting this cause”, were the mushrooms properly cooked or were they ingested raw?
Q How are union dues collected and is the payee name b19skanza one word or two?
Q Wouldn’t a more apt name for your website be: reamthepilots.com? No? How ‘bout: misleadthepilots.com? bleedthepilots.com? stealfromthepilots.com?
Q When exactly do you expect to have a signed contract with management and speaking of the year 2034, will I be able to purchase hover-boards, like in that Back to the Future movie?
Q Speaking of movies, how come my computer makes sounds eerily similar to those made by Ned Beatty in that awful scene from Deliverance whenever I visit your website?
Q “…supporting this cause then democracy will prevail.” Democracy… Really? When are the elections for union board members expected to be held? Please name one candidate for union president, negotiating committee, or the executive board. (A legitimate Flight Options line pilot’s name, please.)
Last:
Q Where’s the “fanatical attention to detail”?
