Stupid F.O.'s

[Uncle Bunkle]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

 

[GogglesPisano]

I'm sure you were Chuck Yeager when you were in the right seat.

 

[UncleRico]

You must be a low time Captain not comfortable with his own flying abilities. Sad to know you forgot how many stupid things you did as an F.O. You should lead as a Captain and help develop a better F.O. and an eventual Captain. If we are monkey's, then "monkey see, monkey do". You must be doing a lot of stupid things as a Captain which in turn your F.O.'s think is okay because they are learning from you.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Let me guess..they showed up to work wearing cowboy boots?

 

[Abernathy]

BC your d-u-m-b-a-s-s voted for McCain/Palin.

 

[WayBack]

What's up with these captains who think they know it all, and try to make sure EVERYTHING is done right. That's where I just sit back and play damage control for everything they're messing up.
One schmuck got the shaker 3 times on a single trip trying to greese it onto the runway, even in a crosswind gusting 30kts. Jackass.

 

[Max Q]

Do we really want to play the "all the stupid things our fellow crewmembers do" game?

 

[paulsalem]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Well Uncle Bunkle, the problem with being the world's greatest pilot, is that no one is as good as you. So you will be perpetually disappointed no matter who you fly with.

 

[WSurf]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Let me guess. You wanted to bang you're FA on a overnight and at the last minute just before you were gonna close the deal you're spikey hair, iphone, ipod, backpack wearing FO shoot in and cockblocked ya.

Yea I would be bitter about that too.

 

[30West]

Perhaps "Don't feed the trolls" ought be the new FI slogan?

 

[Salukipilot4590]

What'd I do?

 

[johnpeace]

Let me guess. You wanted to bang you're FA on a overnight and at the last minute just before you were gonna close the deal you're spikey hair, iphone, ipod, backpack wearing FO shoot in and cockblocked ya.

Yea I would be bitter about that too.

You forgot 'Doc-Marten-wearing'

 

[doh]

You want to bang one of those old hoes? Eeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwww!

 

[Booker]

Hilarious! I was wondering when one of these threads would come along again. I mean, it's not like stupid FOs are stupid because they're FNGs these days, right? Personally, I get so dam bored sitting over there, I challenge myself to find new ways to push the other guy's buttons--figuratively and literally. If you don't like it, write me up. I'll be looking for a new job soon enough, anyway. Have a great day, Captain America!

 

[CFI2766]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Could I please have a trip with you? Please?

 

[SKYWRJGUY]

Actually, I'd be more worried about my whiny captain...

 

[kf4amu]

Let me guess. You wanted to bang you're FA on a overnight and at the last minute just before you were gonna close the deal you're spikey hair, iphone, ipod, backpack wearing FO shoot in and cockblocked ya.

Yea I would be bitter about that too.

At Piedmont you should be happy the next morning he saved you.

 

[LazyLightnin']

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Do you, by any chance, have a vagina?

 

[acaTerry]

BC your d-u-m-b-a-s-s voted for McCain/Palin.

So did mine....and there is a severe case of voters regret by those who voted for BHO. The country and the world is falling apart and he's worried about health care and computers.....

 

[WMUSIGPI]

Let me guess. You wanted to bang you're FA on a overnight and at the last minute just before you were gonna close the deal you're spikey hair, iphone, ipod, backpack wearing FO shoot in and cockblocked ya.

Yea I would be bitter about that too.

Really.. I'd be greatful for someone saving me from our grandma fa's.imp:

 

[HOMER D POE]

any numbnuts to start a thread "for the love of methuselah" should be bridled, dipped in tar, then paint thinner, set on fire, and scoffed at over a campfire. get real you tool , uncle! treat an FO like you would your "pusita" rub it gently, find the right spot and caress it... you dumbarse!

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Ok, so here's what happened...I'm trying to order a burger and fries at the hotel, and the FO walks in the restaurant, pulls down his pants, and poops on the floor.

 

[LazyLightnin']

Ok, so here's what happened...I'm trying to order a burger and fries at the hotel, and the FO walks in the restaurant, pulls down his pants, and poops on the floor.

Intelligent.

You remind me of this real 'C'-word for a female captain I flew with a while back. She said she constantly had troubles with FO's. What she doesn't realize is that she and her self-insecurities are the problem.

 

[Abernathy]

So did mine....and there is a severe case of voters regret by those who voted for BHO. The country and the world is falling apart and he's worried about health care and computers.....

What voter regret? Any credible sources?

 

[Max Q]

Ok, so here's what happened...I'm trying to order a burger and fries at the hotel, and the FO walks in the restaurant, pulls down his pants, and poops on the floor.

Nobody cared enough to ask you what he did.

I guess you weren't satisfied with that.

 

[Airline Driver]

Ok, so here's what happened...I'm trying to order a burger and fries at the hotel, and the FO walks in the restaurant, pulls down his pants, and poops on the floor.

This must be the same pilot who put that bag of poop in the PSA Chief Pilot's Vfile!!

 

[FO4life]

I like stupid FO's then they don't know how scared they should have been.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Intelligent.

You remind me of this real 'C'-word for a female captain I flew with a while back. She said she constantly had troubles with FO's. What she doesn't realize is that she and her self-insecurities are the problem.

You mean ********************?

 

[cjdriver]

The common thread in all your problems is YOU!

 

[CopilotDoug]

You mean ********************?

No...a real "Catch U Next Tuesday"