10 things to do on furlough!

[BigMeat]

Recently I have family and friends that were affected by the wave of furloughs. My hats off to anyone going through this and good luck! This however has left many folks trying to figure out what to do in their spare time. I have devised 10 things to do on furlough! Please add your own 10 things to do to help these guys pass the time....

1. Teach your cat how to speak spanish

2. Prod yourself with a sharp object in places that you never previously thought of.

3. Eat Spagehtti from both ends at the same time!

4. Close your eyes and try to memorize everthing in your house..... by taste.

5. Pretend you are a chic and join online sewing chat sessions.

6. See how quickly you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, try to beat it everytime.

7. Pretend your mailman is an Al Queda sleeper cell, and follow them all day.

8. Put womens panties on sit in front of the mirror and pretend your GW Bush giving a national TV address.

9. Learn how to run on your knuckles


10. Practice learning how to scream like they do in the horror movies...

Thank you!

 

[Flybet3]

Recently I have family and friends that were affected by the wave of furloughs. My hats off to anyone going through this and good luck! This however has left many folks trying to figure out what to do in their spare time. I have devised 10 things to do on furlough! Please add your own 10 things to do to help these guys pass the time....

1. Teach your cat how to speak spanish

2. Prod yourself with a sharp object in places that you never previously thought of.

3. Eat Spagehtti from both ends at the same time!

4. Close your eyes and try to memorize everthing in your house..... by taste.

5. Pretend you are a chic and join online sewing chat sessions.

6. See how quickly you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, try to beat it everytime.

7. Pretend your mailman is an Al Queda sleeper cell, and follow them all day.

8. Put womens panties on sit in front of the mirror and pretend your GW Bush giving a national TV address.

9. Learn how to run on your knuckles


10. Practice learning how to scream like they do in the horror movies...

Thank you!

fu****ng hilarious!! :beer:

 

[The_Russian]

1. Teach your cat how to speak spanish

2. Prod yourself with a sharp object in places that you never previously thought of.

3. Eat Spagehtti from both ends at the same time!

4. Close your eyes and try to memorize everthing in your house..... by taste.

5. Pretend you are a chic and join online sewing chat sessions.

6. See how quickly you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, try to beat it everytime.

7. Pretend your mailman is an Al Queda sleeper cell, and follow them all day.

8. Put womens panties on sit in front of the mirror and pretend your GW Bush giving a national TV address.

9. Learn how to run on your knuckles


10. Practice learning how to scream like they do in the horror movies...

Thank you!

Sir, you are....

A CHAMPION!

 

[ATRCAPT]

Eat Dorito's and masturbate

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Eat Dorito's and masturbate

Doc, why has my peter turned orange. The only thing I do all day is sit around watching porn and eating Doritos.

 

[CA1900]

Eat Dorito's and masturbate

I think he meant things you wouldn't otherwise be doing already.

 

[Metro752]

Oil was $100/barrel on January 2nd, 2008.

Oil was $95/barrel on September 29th 2008.

 

[ePilot22]

Run for President!









eP.

 

[Metro752]

Oil was $75/barrel in July 2007.

 

[Networ-King]

11. Go to store and buy a bunch of beer and see how many days you can stay up and drunk for. :beer:


12. During this drunken state, buy one said BB gun and see how many squirrels you can ping in your backyard from your balcony.

 

[southernpilot]

11. Spy on your neighbors. Find out who they really are and scare the daylights out of yourself.
http://www.registeredoffenderslist....&match_type=&gclid=CJnL0MelgpYCFQOeFQod5UWXEw
12. Go to the library and learn something.

 

[The_Russian]

I think he meant things you wouldn't otherwise be doing already.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Mookie]

13. Work on Captain Ramius accent for post recall PA's.

Mookie

 

[Amish RakeFight]

1) Find a bug and chase it.

2) Lick the top of a 9 VOLT battery.

3) Run around in squares.

4) Adopt strange mannerisms.

5) Place McCain 08' bumper stickers on cars at your local liberal college.

6) Learn to speak only in acronyms.

7) Collect electrons.

8) Blow up a balloon until it pops.

9) Bend a brick.

10) Smoke pot.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

My fondest memories of furlough; waking up every other tuesday between 8 and 9 and calling MARVIN (MI unemployment line) and hearing those sweet sweet words, 'your check will be mailed on the next business day.' Then yelling down to the wife as she left for work, 'Hey, just got paid!' I'll bet you can guess the responce.