10 things to do on furlough!

[RCA]

Doc, why has my peter turned orange. The only thing I do all day is sit around watching porn and eating Doritos.

When someone appears on Oprah for "Flightinfo.com addiction" we shall blame you.
LMAO!!!!

 

[Ticker]

Clean all the rifles and assorted other toys in the safe.

Build an ammo-fort.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/pighelmet/motivator9851924ps8.jpg

Buy a ton of beer, watch Full Metal Jacket a half dozen times and be able to recite this secene from memory...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VeDZzu_qeY

Take off on the Harley with a wad of cash, your rain gear and no maps of any type!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Buy a ton of beer, watch Full Metal Jacket a half dozen times and be able to recite this secene from memory...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VeDZzu_qeY

Great scene.

 

[Ticker]

My dad was one of...
Uncle
Sams
Misguided
Children

...he loved it too.

Of course, once that scene is memorized, you could go get another beer and work on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo