BigMeat
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Recently I have family and friends that were affected by the wave of furloughs. My hats off to anyone going through this and good luck! This however has left many folks trying to figure out what to do in their spare time. I have devised 10 things to do on furlough! Please add your own 10 things to do to help these guys pass the time....
1. Teach your cat how to speak spanish
2. Prod yourself with a sharp object in places that you never previously thought of.
3. Eat Spagehtti from both ends at the same time!
4. Close your eyes and try to memorize everthing in your house..... by taste.
5. Pretend you are a chic and join online sewing chat sessions.
6. See how quickly you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, try to beat it everytime.
7. Pretend your mailman is an Al Queda sleeper cell, and follow them all day.
8. Put womens panties on sit in front of the mirror and pretend your GW Bush giving a national TV address.
9. Learn how to run on your knuckles
10. Practice learning how to scream like they do in the horror movies...
Thank you!
1. Teach your cat how to speak spanish
2. Prod yourself with a sharp object in places that you never previously thought of.
3. Eat Spagehtti from both ends at the same time!
4. Close your eyes and try to memorize everthing in your house..... by taste.
5. Pretend you are a chic and join online sewing chat sessions.
6. See how quickly you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, try to beat it everytime.
7. Pretend your mailman is an Al Queda sleeper cell, and follow them all day.
8. Put womens panties on sit in front of the mirror and pretend your GW Bush giving a national TV address.
9. Learn how to run on your knuckles
10. Practice learning how to scream like they do in the horror movies...
Thank you!