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13. Work on Captain Ramius accent for post recall PA's.

Mookie
 
1) Find a bug and chase it.

2) Lick the top of a 9 VOLT battery.

3) Run around in squares.

4) Adopt strange mannerisms.

5) Place McCain 08' bumper stickers on cars at your local liberal college.

6) Learn to speak only in acronyms.

7) Collect electrons.

8) Blow up a balloon until it pops.

9) Bend a brick.

10) Smoke pot.
 
My fondest memories of furlough; waking up every other tuesday between 8 and 9 and calling MARVIN (MI unemployment line) and hearing those sweet sweet words, 'your check will be mailed on the next business day.' Then yelling down to the wife as she left for work, 'Hey, just got paid!' I'll bet you can guess the responce.
 
Doc, why has my peter turned orange. The only thing I do all day is sit around watching porn and eating Doritos.

When someone appears on Oprah for "Flightinfo.com addiction" we shall blame you.
LMAO!!!!
 
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My dad was one of...
Uncle
Sams
Misguided
Children

...he loved it too.

Of course, once that scene is memorized, you could go get another beer and work on this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo
 

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