Hey Lear... How bout them questions the FA's ask every single time you check in ? Please.
Where is my fridge
How long is the van ride to the airport
Is there high speed
Can I get a smoking room
How many channels on cable
Is the Dennys open
Can I switch rooms.. I want the corner suite
The van is too slow and didnt show on time
I found toe nail clippings in my bed last time
Is the rat problem fixed
How often does the van run
Where is the gym open..(like they use it)
Can I get a free drink coupon
My air conditioner makes too much noise
My room is too hot
My room stinks
I am not staying on the floor with the Shriners conference
My room better not be by the ice machine
Last time I was here.. I heard folks doing it all nite long..
Just sign the darn sheet and give me my room key please !!
Where is my fridge
How long is the van ride to the airport
Is there high speed
Can I get a smoking room
How many channels on cable
Is the Dennys open
Can I switch rooms.. I want the corner suite
The van is too slow and didnt show on time
I found toe nail clippings in my bed last time
Is the rat problem fixed
How often does the van run
Where is the gym open..(like they use it)
Can I get a free drink coupon
My air conditioner makes too much noise
My room is too hot
My room stinks
I am not staying on the floor with the Shriners conference
My room better not be by the ice machine
Last time I was here.. I heard folks doing it all nite long..
Just sign the darn sheet and give me my room key please !!