You're a single issue candidate for Prez

[Dubya]

enigma for President!!!!

...........as I leap off the Hugh Jordan bandwagon.

GOD BLESS TEXAS!....women


W

 

[enigma]

One more ,

NO MORE MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enigma

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Re: enigma for President!!!!

...........as I leap off the Hugh Jordan bandwagon.

GOD BLESS TEXAS!....women

Not enough LBFMs in Texas, but I gotta admit, there be some nice ones down there. I still stand firmly on my platform...

 

[Dubya]

Latest poll data........

......from CNN/ USA Today


enigma 77 percent
Hugh Jordan 20 percent
Ralph Nader 3 percent (stolen from Hugh Jordan)

W

 

[FN FAL]

how about toss all the scumm out of the prisons and let society have open season on inmates, instead of the other way around.

 

[redd]

If I were running for president, my one issue platform would be to abolish all Krispy Krème donuts, and to decree that all donuts hereafter shall be cake donuts!!

 

[mar]

The scores so far.....disappointing...

Big D and Redd--The only ones who seem to have fully grasped the concept of this little game (stupid, though it may be) have earned a whopping 10,000 points each.

What part of frivolous didn't the rest of you understand?

I was looking for stuff like:

--abolish Daylight Savings Time...
--require hot dogs and buns to be packed in equal quantities...
--IQ tests for DMV/TSA workers...

Oh well.

Hugh Jordan and Skyking both earned 5,000 points. Both ideas are feasible but there's nothing frivolous about the death penalty or taxation.

Dubya and Enigma both earned one point each because they caught the spirit of the game but Dubya failed to offer any idea of his own while Enigma ended up offering three...

In fact I think Enigma owes me 3 points for not adhering to my specific instructions.

The rest of you are disqualified.
Man, it's GREAT to be in charge!

 

[Dubya]

Power monger

my idea was unceremoniously stolen by Hugh.

rather than whine about it...I shoved my support machine fully behind him....until enigma started talking about TX women. Its a vice.

So my own platform will be......

Re-design all motorcycles so that the throttle and clutch are controlled by the feet...a la automobiles...and gears with the hands. Transitions will be seamless.

W

 

[mar]

"A brilliant recovery by Dubya!"

(Words sure to never be uttered in the next five years)

At any rate, Dubya has now tied Redd for frivolity, frivolty, frivolousness, I don't know...

It's a good save.

How about a helmet law? Wait. That's taken.

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: The scores so far.....disappointing...

What part of frivolous didn't the rest of you understand?

Okay, how about this: abolish all fees for using an ATM not afiliated with your bank.

(Okay, so that's not very original...)

How about a federal program to provide matching socks for people who are missing one of a pair?

 

[AeroBoy]

I'd make Spam our country's "national meat."

 

[ShawnC]

I will become the President that crowns myself King!

 

[ibaflyer]

As President... I promise to make it mandatory that ALL Male pilots as part of their continuous training have to study the effects of alcohol and BBQ on 20+ something, shapely females.

Also, as part of my ever diligent plan to make this succeed, the NOAA and JEPP charts would have listings as to where one could attend to this requirement. Oh did I mention that it would be TAX DEDUCTABLE?

 

[Typhoon1244]

...on 20+ something, shapely females.

That's an awful broad definition. My mom's 20+.

 

[LAXSaabdude]

I will become the President that crowns myself King!

Sorry, been done already!

LAXSaabdude.

 

[sky37d]

And finally, and most importantly, unlimited BJ's.


Thank you. Thank you.

I'M VOTING FOR YOU!!!

 

[sky37d]

Now hold on Mar

Here's my platform.
In high school, all girls must attend a class on how to do a REALLY good BJ. And I would change the marriage vows to read, and do you (female) promise to love, honor, obey, and give BJ when ever your husband asks for it.

 

[I Hate Freight]

Higher wages for pilots.

Congratulations Mr. President!

I Hate Freight!

 

[ShawnC]

That's an awful broad definition. My mom's 20+.

Where Stilfer's Mom when you need him,

"MILF! MILF! MILF!"

I think he means the group know as twenty somethings.

I do like the BJ platform. I could give that a vote.

 

[46Driver]

If I were running for president, my one issue platform would be to abolish all Krispy Krème donuts, and to decree that all donuts hereafter shall be cake donuts!!

If this rule passes, there WILL be civil war.

Death to cake donuts!

ALL HAIL KRISPY KREME!!!!!!!