You're a single issue candidate for Prez

[AeroBoy]

I'd make Spam our country's "national meat."

 

[ShawnC]

I will become the President that crowns myself King!

 

[ibaflyer]

As President... I promise to make it mandatory that ALL Male pilots as part of their continuous training have to study the effects of alcohol and BBQ on 20+ something, shapely females.

Also, as part of my ever diligent plan to make this succeed, the NOAA and JEPP charts would have listings as to where one could attend to this requirement. Oh did I mention that it would be TAX DEDUCTABLE?

 

[Typhoon1244]

...on 20+ something, shapely females.

That's an awful broad definition. My mom's 20+.

 

[LAXSaabdude]

I will become the President that crowns myself King!

Sorry, been done already!

LAXSaabdude.

 

[sky37d]

And finally, and most importantly, unlimited BJ's.


Thank you. Thank you.

I'M VOTING FOR YOU!!!

 

[sky37d]

Now hold on Mar

Here's my platform.
In high school, all girls must attend a class on how to do a REALLY good BJ. And I would change the marriage vows to read, and do you (female) promise to love, honor, obey, and give BJ when ever your husband asks for it.

 

[I Hate Freight]

Higher wages for pilots.

Congratulations Mr. President!

I Hate Freight!

 

[ShawnC]

That's an awful broad definition. My mom's 20+.

Where Stilfer's Mom when you need him,

"MILF! MILF! MILF!"

I think he means the group know as twenty somethings.

I do like the BJ platform. I could give that a vote.

 

[46Driver]

If I were running for president, my one issue platform would be to abolish all Krispy Krème donuts, and to decree that all donuts hereafter shall be cake donuts!!

If this rule passes, there WILL be civil war.

Death to cake donuts!

ALL HAIL KRISPY KREME!!!!!!!

 

[Dubya]

(Words sure to never be uttered in the n

...ext 5 years?)

Sheesh mar. That is a slump of preposterous proportion. I will ponder the prophesy that you promulgate. This 5 year lack of productivity that you profess I am prone to is precarious indeed.
That is a preemptive, predatory, prejudiced, proclamation.
You should proceed to precipitate a more proper prediciton.
Your post is positively presumptuous. I will presuppose that your primary pretension is possibly quite predictable.

The letter "P" will be the official letter of my campaign.

Now I have to go pee.

W

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: (Words sure to never be uttered in the n

That is a preemptive, predatory, prejudiced, proclamation.

Polemic pontification.

The letter "P" will be the official letter of my campaign. Now I have to go pee.

Pell, pood puck!

 

[Benhuntn]

meeting

Ibaflyer

if your avatar is of your sister, could I meet her? I have all my own teeth. At least I will when I make my next payment for my dentures....

 

[CatYaaak]

I'd run on the promise to eradicate all signs of French-ness and so-called French "culture" within our borders, and eventually the face of the earth. This means that everyone would have to take showers or baths, and even the snails in your mother's garden wouldn't be safe.

 

[Typhoon1244]

I'd run on the promise to eradicate all signs of French-ness and so-called French "culture" within our borders, and eventually the face of the earth.

So you want to tear down the Statue of Liberty?

(Do you suppose she has hairy armpits under that robe?)

 

[Dizel8]

No taxes on anything considered fun or bad for you, to include but not limited to Alcohol, firearms, disneypasses, cable tv, porn and porn accesories, BBQ, propane and propane accesories, gas, oil, meat, internet access etc, donuts whether the KrispyKreme or cake variety .

Heck, that would be to hard to administer, just flat tax and abolish the IRS.

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

This is starting to remind of of the Adam Corolla "when I am King" bit they used to do on the Man Show.


SILENCE....SILENNNNNCE!

 

[CatYaaak]

So you want to tear down the Statue of Liberty?

To make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. It's just a statue, after all.

 

[mar]

Huh? Isn't the omelette French too?

Catyaak--you're confusing me.

All right! I'm proud of you guys! You caught your second wind!

In the beginning I humbly asked for a discussion of things that are important to Americans other than the traditional tinder and spark.

So let's have a quick rundown:

njcapt: No long term budget deficits

Immelman: Preserve the Constitution

N49185: Put God back in school (That's right. I didn't get to play hookey and neither should He!)

Vlad Lenin: Separate church and state

BenHuntn: Same benefits as Congressmen for everyone

Typhoon: Higher wages for pilots/abolish user fees on ATMS

Big D/sky37d: "Nag Free Day" with unlimited BJs after chicks receive compulsory instruction

Hugh Jordan: Death to those that loiter in left lanes

Chawbein/Caveman/Dizel 8: Abolish the IRS/institute fed sales tax

Skyking: Legalize/tax marijuana

Bart: Free milk and cookies for every man, woman and child regardless of where they were born or how they came to this country (Ok I admit it. I took some liberty with my interpretation of Barts actual remarks, but, hey, life's not fair and it's not supposed to be...)

DC4boy: Close the borders

Enigma: Outlaw speeding tickets (Honestly, the more I think about this one the more I like it)

FN FAL: Release all the prisoners, have a big turkey shoot

Redd: Abolish Krispy Creme/only cake donuts

Dubya: Redesign motorcycles with foot controls

Aeroboy: SPAM. The national meat.

Shawn C: President isn't good enough. He wants to be King.

ibaflyer: Study the effect of BBQing young women... (Did I get this one right?)

46Driver: Screw the election! Revolt against cake donuts!

Catyaak: De-Frenchify American culture by making omelettes....



Very well. There you have it. Issues near and dear to the average American: death, taxation and oral sex.

The only inevitabilities. Right? You wish.

 

[CatYaaak]

Re: Huh? Isn't the omelette French too?

Catyaak--you're confusing me.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

 

[ibaflyer]

Re: Huh? Isn't the omelette French too?

ibaflyer: Study the effect of BBQing young women... (Did I get this one right?)

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No.... the effects that alcohol and BBQ have on shapely co-eds...GEESH

 

[Typhoon1244]

Re: Huh? Isn't the omelette French too?

Study the effect of BBQing young women...

It's actually not as bad as it sounds. They taste a little like chicken.

 

[Dizel8]

And a lot like fish!

 

[Typhoon1244]

And a lot like fish!

I knew--I knew--that somebody would eventually go there!

Pilots...