Your new female FO

[Snakum]

Who asked you, aileron boy?

Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!

doing something besides jerking off and flying an airplane

I was not aware there was anything more to do.


Well ta-ta ... I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. I have it on good authority that fat, tattooed, middle-aged rednecks are every beautiful young FA's secret wet dream. imp:

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Well ta-ta ... I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. I have it on good authority that fat, tattooed, middle-aged rednecks are every beautiful young FA's secret wet dream. imp:

If not, rumor has it that Flyingfool77 would take you, but you'll have to wear white sneakers.

 

[wahoo250]

Not as tactful as I would have put it, but I agree. Just because she has more muscle tone than you, doesn't make her a "muscle freak". (She's a fitness model, for anyone who cares or reads.) Wahoo, take it easy on the kids. They are just trying get their money's worth from the $10 they dropped for this thing.

Shy

I agree but why show tact with a tactless crowd?

 

[oiltycoon]

Just when u thought this topic was fading...........

Here is her MySpace page imp:

http://www.myspace.com/michellefit

 

[bailout]

ive just skimmed over this thread, but i wish all of our female pilots looked like her..

and..

'olga' on her friends list is smokin'!

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. imp:

Forget it. All the hot ones with twin sisters are mine... Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time, so you can have the PCL ones

FD

 

[FN FAL]

Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time

What do you guys do, make porn movies on the side so you can afford to eat?

 

[Flyingdutchman]

That, and I just stoped eating about 2 years ago.

FD

 

[Lear70]

What do you guys do, make porn movies on the side so you can afford to eat?

Actually... Pinnacle had a senior MSP Captain a few years ago who was doing EXACTLY that. With some PCL F/A's once or twice...

Pretty sure the site doesn't exist anymore.

 

[FN FAL]

That, and I just stoped eating about 2 years ago.

FD

That can't be healthy. Ha, that reminds me of when I used to pick up my 10 day instrument students at the hotel they were staying at and we do some ground instruction in lobby so I could eat breakfast. I called it, "per diem".

 

[Snakum]

Forget it. All the hot ones with twin sisters are mine... Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time, so you can have the PCL ones

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.



Oh well ... fat chicks need love'n, too. :nuts:

 

[Lear70]

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.

Ummm... NO. LOL, you've been missing some of the hotties obviously. Dated one right before I met my wife, cute little 19 year old about 5' 2" and 95 pounds... I nicknamed her "Spinner".

There's quite a few cute thin ones around. Not necessarily the "norm", but they're out there!

 

[TWheat61]

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.



Oh well ... fat chicks need love'n, too. :nuts:

Their built for comfort, not speed....

 

[urflyingme?!]

TW,
You rule

 

[PCL_128]

Pretty sure the site doesn't exist anymore.

You sure he didn't just move it? Last I heard he was still doing the side-gig.

 

[Rook]

Sheesh that goes back to when I was still (dare I say it) a ROOKie. Good to see that some things at 9E haven't changed.

 

[belchfire]

Heck, nice that she has another line of work. I wish that I had some natural attributes to make money with besides prostituting myself to penny-ante regionals.

As for the gals in uniform pants. It's to dang bad that they are cut from the factory to fit pudgy old CA's instead of curvy gals and if they want to get them tailored to fit a little better WTF? I still think that the classiest thing that I ever saw in the front office was the female FE wearing a uniform skirt.
Really Classy...

Alas you poor body building female types, I must agree with some of the others here...I like gals that look like gals, not proffesional weightlifters!

 

[TurboJetCpt]

Anyone bashing her is MOST PROBABLY a FAT-ASSED, SWEAT-STAINED, GROSS, DISGUSTING PIG...you know the ones I am talking about; we have all flown with them. Walking through the terminal, gut hanging to the ground. Now THAT is worth bashing. Misery loves company. Get off your FAT ASSES and start LOOKING PROFESSIONAL !

She's hot in the bikini pics...not so hot in the body building pics...so shut yer piehole porky !

 

[Flyingdutchman]

snakum -

Just start faking a accent. That sh*t actually works!

 

[Lear70]

Rules on faking accents to pick up chicks.

#1 - Do not fake the accent of a nationality you absolutely in no way, shape, or form resemble.

#2 - Actually KNOW something about the country and culture you're going to be mimicing. This is a MUST. You WILL get asked questions about where you were born, grew up, went to school, and knowing HOW their school system works (it's different) might be important if you snag the wrong know-it-all b*tch.

#3 - Once committed, your in 'till the end. There will be NO going back on the accent as in "Ha ha, just kidding." You are then required to be loathed and rediculed by all in the bar and have your picture posted over the bar stating "Losers can find the door they just entered by turning around and exiting".

#4 - If someone who actually DOES come from that country comes and busts you, but keeps it to themselves, you buy their beer. The rest of the night. Period. Additionally, if he wants the girl you were hitting on, you let him have her. And her sister. There'll be more along shortly.

Enjoy!

p.s. Rook... any news yet?