Your new female FO

[Captain Overs]

Typical flight info crowd. You start bashing someone who isn't on the forum to defend themselves. They get wind, come on the site and defend themselves, and then you all scatter like roaches back to your parents basement when you get called on it.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

that website about O reilly is funny as sh*t.

 

[Metro752]

she's good looking for a muslce freak chick, asset to us all! lol

 

[Flyingdutchman]

quote from that website:

"May 26, 2006 - O'Reilly trashes Daily Show viewers. Again.
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tableWorkaround2(4)O'Reilly: Young Americans "have no idea
what's going on" because they "get their
news from Jon Stewart"

"Daily Show" viewers are 78 percent more
likely than the average adult to have four or
more years of college education, while
O'Reilly's audience is only 24 percent more
likely to have that much schooling." funny stuff

 

[mordi]

Flyer1015, I'm with you...bet it's tight

I'd let er raise my gear...

Stick the pin in for the tug...

I'll give you a breaking report...

After I give the stick pusher a test...

You know, to see if I can still turn on the landing lights...



But I would have to wear two rain caps...

An extra life vest for my protection...

No clap when the eagle lands...

An to back up the emergency press dump...

Cuse we don't need anymore of them baby jets...


A poor pilot once said

"Sagging wings will give you a clue to how often its been pounded in!"

 

[Lear70]

There are 2 or 3 Pinnacle female F/O's that wear the low-rise ultra-tight black pants like that at work.

I flew my last month there with one of them, very... ummm... upper-body gifted. VERY distracting the first few days.

Come to think of it, PCL hired about half a dozen real hotties in the last year, one in DTW, two in MSP, and 3 in MEM that I can think of right off hand. The DTW chick models as well, was in the USA Today believe it or not; we put it up on the wall in ops, she'd tear it down, we'd put it back up, too much fun. She upgraded about 4 or 5 months ago I think.

 

[Longhorn]

Hey....smiling paul in a wig does not count!!!

 

[wahoo250]

i think you all should really question yourselves if you think a woman in shape is offensive to look at because she is in a uniform. you people are a disgrace for making a public forum of someone because they are in shape. keep tipping the 25 cent beers back and fly your asses off fellas. its all probably because the only thing you know how to turn on is a couple of engines and a tv with a remote. spend more time trying to get your careers back in line instead of bashing someone for doing something besides jerking off and flying an airplane. with that said...later its been fun.

 

[ShyFlyGuy]

i think you all should really question yourselves if you think a woman in shape is offensive to look at because she is in a uniform. you people are a disgrace for making a public forum of someone because they are in shape. keep tipping the 25 cent beers back and fly your asses off fellas. its all probably because the only thing you know how to turn on is a couple of engines and a tv with a remote. spend more time trying to get your careers back in line instead of bashing someone for doing something besides jerking off and flying an airplane.

Not as tactful as I would have put it, but I agree. Just because she has more muscle tone than you, doesn't make her a "muscle freak". (She's a fitness model, for anyone who cares or reads.) Wahoo, take it easy on the kids. They are just trying get their money's worth from the $10 they dropped for this thing.

Shy

 

[FN FAL]

i think you all should really question yourselves if you think a woman in shape is offensive to look at because she is in a uniform. you people are a disgrace for making a public forum of someone because they are in shape. keep tipping the 25 cent beers back and fly your asses off fellas. its all probably because the only thing you know how to turn on is a couple of engines and a tv with a remote. spend more time trying to get your careers back in line instead of bashing someone for doing something besides jerking off and flying an airplane. with that said...later its been fun.

Who asked you, aileron boy?

 

[Snakum]

Who asked you, aileron boy?

Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha!

doing something besides jerking off and flying an airplane

I was not aware there was anything more to do.


Well ta-ta ... I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. I have it on good authority that fat, tattooed, middle-aged rednecks are every beautiful young FA's secret wet dream. imp:

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Well ta-ta ... I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. I have it on good authority that fat, tattooed, middle-aged rednecks are every beautiful young FA's secret wet dream. imp:

If not, rumor has it that Flyingfool77 would take you, but you'll have to wear white sneakers.

 

[wahoo250]

Not as tactful as I would have put it, but I agree. Just because she has more muscle tone than you, doesn't make her a "muscle freak". (She's a fitness model, for anyone who cares or reads.) Wahoo, take it easy on the kids. They are just trying get their money's worth from the $10 they dropped for this thing.

Shy

I agree but why show tact with a tactless crowd?

 

[oiltycoon]

Just when u thought this topic was fading...........

Here is her MySpace page imp:

http://www.myspace.com/michellefit

 

[bailout]

ive just skimmed over this thread, but i wish all of our female pilots looked like her..

and..

'olga' on her friends list is smokin'!

 

[Flyingdutchman]

I'm off to see if I can find a regional FA that Dutch hasn't already ruined. imp:

Forget it. All the hot ones with twin sisters are mine... Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time, so you can have the PCL ones

FD

 

[FN FAL]

Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time

What do you guys do, make porn movies on the side so you can afford to eat?

 

[Flyingdutchman]

That, and I just stoped eating about 2 years ago.

FD

 

[Lear70]

What do you guys do, make porn movies on the side so you can afford to eat?

Actually... Pinnacle had a senior MSP Captain a few years ago who was doing EXACTLY that. With some PCL F/A's once or twice...

Pretty sure the site doesn't exist anymore.

 

[FN FAL]

That, and I just stoped eating about 2 years ago.

FD

That can't be healthy. Ha, that reminds me of when I used to pick up my 10 day instrument students at the hotel they were staying at and we do some ground instruction in lobby so I could eat breakfast. I called it, "per diem".

 

[Snakum]

Forget it. All the hot ones with twin sisters are mine... Dating myself a fine skyw fa at the time, so you can have the PCL ones

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.



Oh well ... fat chicks need love'n, too. :nuts:

 

[Lear70]

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.

Ummm... NO. LOL, you've been missing some of the hotties obviously. Dated one right before I met my wife, cute little 19 year old about 5' 2" and 95 pounds... I nicknamed her "Spinner".

There's quite a few cute thin ones around. Not necessarily the "norm", but they're out there!

 

[TWheat61]

But ... but .... but all the PCL FAs are chubbers.



Oh well ... fat chicks need love'n, too. :nuts:

Their built for comfort, not speed....

 

[urflyingme?!]

TW,
You rule

 

[PCL_128]

Pretty sure the site doesn't exist anymore.

You sure he didn't just move it? Last I heard he was still doing the side-gig.

 

[Rook]

Sheesh that goes back to when I was still (dare I say it) a ROOKie. Good to see that some things at 9E haven't changed.

 

[belchfire]

Heck, nice that she has another line of work. I wish that I had some natural attributes to make money with besides prostituting myself to penny-ante regionals.

As for the gals in uniform pants. It's to dang bad that they are cut from the factory to fit pudgy old CA's instead of curvy gals and if they want to get them tailored to fit a little better WTF? I still think that the classiest thing that I ever saw in the front office was the female FE wearing a uniform skirt.
Really Classy...

Alas you poor body building female types, I must agree with some of the others here...I like gals that look like gals, not proffesional weightlifters!

 

[TurboJetCpt]

Anyone bashing her is MOST PROBABLY a FAT-ASSED, SWEAT-STAINED, GROSS, DISGUSTING PIG...you know the ones I am talking about; we have all flown with them. Walking through the terminal, gut hanging to the ground. Now THAT is worth bashing. Misery loves company. Get off your FAT ASSES and start LOOKING PROFESSIONAL !

She's hot in the bikini pics...not so hot in the body building pics...so shut yer piehole porky !

 

[Flyingdutchman]

snakum -

Just start faking a accent. That sh*t actually works!

 

[Lear70]

Rules on faking accents to pick up chicks.

#1 - Do not fake the accent of a nationality you absolutely in no way, shape, or form resemble.

#2 - Actually KNOW something about the country and culture you're going to be mimicing. This is a MUST. You WILL get asked questions about where you were born, grew up, went to school, and knowing HOW their school system works (it's different) might be important if you snag the wrong know-it-all b*tch.

#3 - Once committed, your in 'till the end. There will be NO going back on the accent as in "Ha ha, just kidding." You are then required to be loathed and rediculed by all in the bar and have your picture posted over the bar stating "Losers can find the door they just entered by turning around and exiting".

#4 - If someone who actually DOES come from that country comes and busts you, but keeps it to themselves, you buy their beer. The rest of the night. Period. Additionally, if he wants the girl you were hitting on, you let him have her. And her sister. There'll be more along shortly.

Enjoy!

p.s. Rook... any news yet?