CSY Mon said:
Tony C:
I always thought a proper Freudian slip was somehow sexually related?
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One man is telling his friend: "I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day."[/font]
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"What is a Freudian Slip?" the friend asks.[/font]
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"You know, it's when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', I asked her for 'to Pickets to Tittsburgh."[/font]
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"Oh, now I know what you are talking about," the friend says, "It's like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the Orange Juice, and instead I said, 'YOU RUINED MY LIFE!'"[/font]
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A Freudian slip is not a Jewish undergarment, but rather a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or motive. And, no, Sigismund (or Schlomo, as I prefer to call him - - his Jewish name) was not a crossdresser. He called these "faulty actions." (Well, actually I think he called them "Fehlleistung" in his native language.) We agree that they are mistakes; we get to disagree on what motivated them. Maybe sex motivates YOUR mistakes, but we don't need to discuss that, right?
I suppose my fingers were unconsciously motivated to express that trying to raise bocefus's discussion to an intelligent plain was tiring.
One more:
A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing but say your mother.
CSY Mon said:
Prey tell you have no such feeling for certain members of this board..?...
Prey or pray, either way. Absolutely not.
And as long as my wife knows where Flightinfo is, I'll deny having those feelings for Ravengirl and ResumeWriter, too.
