You know you are a regional FO when.....

[Kelly]

...when you get excited because it's the first time you checked in with center in the flight levels...you big time pilot you!

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...when you get excited because it's the first time you checked in with center in the flight levels...you big time pilot you!

I wasn't excited when I did this for the first time, but I did say "one-nine thousand" instead of "flight level one-niner-zero."

 

[ReverseSensing]

did yourself in the quiet room

And here I thought all that rustling from the other side of the quiet room was just you being restless and having a hard time falling asleep.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

You know you're a regional F/O when your cell phone goes off in flight and you automatically configure and start calling out the GPWS memory items.

PULLING UP
MAX POWER
SPOILERS IN


...which results in your Captain having a heart attack when he is so suddenly woken up from a deep sleep.

 

[belchfire]

Your diet consists pretzels and cola...

 

[rjacobs]

You cant wait to go through SAT on your UAL trip to get the granola bars in the morning and the crackers in the afternoon because your pantry, i mean flight bag, is getting a bit low on supplys.

 

[jws717]

The evil woman who runs the crash pad just stoped buying TP. So everyone has to steal it from the local Mc Donalds. Still dont know how were gona get dish soap. Any ideas?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

...mini bottles of shampoo from the hotel?

 

[Clacker]

To my everlasting shame I did non-rev on my honeymoon. It was Aloha Island AIr, she had a ticket and I jumpseated. I recall introducing myself to the Dash-8 captain and after he heard my story, he laughed: "Jumpseating on your honeymoon?....you cheap bastard!" Still, he was kind enough to send a little bottle of chamagne back for my bride...

Don't know if this one came out yet but....

You know your a reginal FO when


You non-rev on your honeymoon... I got one coming up and I guess she is cool with it.

Anybody try it before?

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Still, he was kind enough to send a little bottle of chamagne back for my bride...

...funny nthing is, I bet he wrote it off to the company as opposed to actually forking over his cash for it.

 

[gkrangers]

...funny nthing is, I bet he wrote it off to the company as opposed to actually forking over his cash for it.

You would like to think your employer is financially sound enough to handle that.

You know your an FO when you become old (at the age of 26) and bitter and are thinking about what to complain about next while at 35,000 feet, on flightinfo when you get within the wireless range of the terminal on the taxi in.

Was that a run on sentence?

 

[wmuflyguy]

You buy condoms off the clearance shelf.

I actually saw this today at CVS

 

[arthompson]

Roflmao!!!!!

 

[buckwheat]

when you are giving the hotel soap as christmas gifts

 

[buckwheat]

when the captian signs for the paper work u are putting your name below it.