You know you are a regional FO when.....

[bizicmo]

You can get a cup out of the trash for free and just wash it out.

 

[NuGuy]

You use the hotel coffee maker to heat up soup or easy mac! And don't have enough to share with the F/A.

Ewwww...man, you really don't want to do that.....yuck

Nu

 

[arthompson]

WHEN YOU KEEP YOUR BURGER KING CUP SO THAT ALL THE REFILLS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ARE FREE (GUILTY AS CHARGED). When it finally wears out and you have to buy a new one you are sad to see it go. Or is desperate times TAP WATER magically turns into sprite.

This is great! When I worked in LIT as a CS Agent for ZW thats exactly what I did.

 

[JetDriver2727]

....

You know you are a regional FO when.......

....You talk smack, in detail, about how you are going to deny jumpseats to scumbag bottom feeders.

 

[airfish]

When the question "Are you ever gonna be a real pilot?" doesn't bother you any more.

Or,

If you've ever had a sick passenger make poo on the ceiling in the lav.

Just a couple of my joyous experiences.

 

[Erlanger]

.. when everywhere you go, you're asking for a discount.

 

[arthompson]

airfish did that happen to you today?

 

[airfish]

No, not today.

I also liked it when a 5-6 year old little girl was leading her father onto the airplane. The little girl was excited, the father was white as a ghost. The only part of the conversation that I heard was when the little girl said, "OH Dad!! Get over it! So it has propellers! So does your boat and you get in it all the time."

True stories are always the best theropy.

 

[arthompson]

I asked if that happened today because my company had something similar happen in the lav of an aircraft

 

[ShamH85]

Or is desperate times TAP WATER magically turns into sprite.

LOL!!