You know you are a regional FO when.....

[BoilerUP]

You know your a Mesa regional pilot when you wear Dockers instead of the required uniform pants.

Dude that's EVERY regional, not just Mesa...

 

[wmuflyguy]

I got mine from JC penny's. F$%k Cintas!!!! Their pants couldn't be less comfortable and are pretty much destroyed afte a couple of months.

 

[flyflorida2001]

...you collect SmarteCarts in the airport and return them for 25 cents.

There's something wrong with that? Hey....I only need to roll through the terminal with20 of those bad boys to get me a Big Mac combo.

 

[Booker]

W/out anyone seeing you, you take a few rolls of a toilet paper from the ops room to your crash pad so that you don't have buy it.

Just lift it from the hotel room; it's a lot easier. (Unless you don't do overnights, obviously.)

 

[ReverseSensing]

You know you are a regional FO when.......

You're bummed that the Wendy's in the food court got rid of the junior bacon cheeseburger on the $.99 value menu.

Your ACP wrote a memo about pilots raiding the food and bev trucks, and you're pretty sure he's talking about you.

 

[BoilerUP]

You're bummed that the Wendy's in the food court got rid of the junior bacon cheeseburger on the $.99 value menu.

I was bummed about that when I was back in college. You mean an airport Wendy's had $.99 JBCs? Sweet jebus that would have been great...

 

[jetexas]

...the flight attendant makes more money than you do.

 

[D-Bo]

....you get pissed off that someone called you a "commuter pilot".

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you cant wait to go to work cause it is such a cool job

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you charge coffee from McD's on a credit card and actually pay interest on it

 

[PA-44Typed]

……You have 3,000TT but only 75 pic!

 

[dollacrackho]

seriously can we talk more about this getting free porn at the hotels .
can this really be done? if so im headed right for sams club for the extra value tissue pack and a gallon of lotion.

 

[lowlycfi]

...the flight attendant makes more money than you do.

No doubt. I took a 70% pay cut from being a flight attendant to being a regional f/o.

 

[I_Love_Lamp]

seriously can we talk more about this getting free porn at the hotels .
can this really be done? if so im headed right for sams club for the extra value tissue pack and a gallon of lotion.

There was a thread about this earlier this week, god you guys have short attention spans.

 

[snap145]

if you let your dog lick peanut butter off your wiener

(hoping everyone picks up on the Old School throw in)