You know you are a regional FO when.....

[BoilerUP]

If you've learned how to "speak Dulles" and can request a huffer cart at the G gates using a series of swahili clicks with a bit of jive

Nice!

 

[FlaZoomie]

99 cent Checker's burgers....yum....

Or even better....99 cent DOUBLE cheese at McDonalds......

Give me a bag full!!!!

 

[flyflorida2001]

99 cent Checker's burgers....yum....

Or even better....99 cent DOUBLE cheese at McDonalds......

Give me a bag full!!!!

That's just 4 SmartCarts!!!

 

[BlueCanoe]

...more posts on FI than total time...

 

[punkpilot48]

...You spend your time in the crashpad drinking and throwing footballs at your sleeping roomates.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

when ur captain starts talking about a track of the Master of Puppets album, and you don't know what he is talking about....

FD

 

[BoilerUP]

when ur captain starts talking about a track of the Master of Puppets album, and you don't know what he is talking about....

I'd say that most FOs *should* know about the best Metallica album ever, but then again when I was a senior in high school there were people that had no idea who Led Zepplin was...

 

[Peter Griffin]

You get physically mad when you pass the McDonalds in the terminal because the airport ones dont have the dollar menu (cheap bastards)

Your crashpad says "Coleman" on the side of it

 

[jws717]

You get physically mad when you pass the McDonalds in the terminal because the airport ones dont have the dollar menu (cheap bastards)

Your crashpad says "Coleman" on the side of it

I have camped out by the airport when i would drive the 200 miles to get there. It was awsome dude!

 

[pookie]

When you wake up in the morning and spend 5 minutes gelling and fixing your hair.

 

[T-prop]

When you apply for a caravan freight job so you don't have to fly with 18 year CA's that upgraded in 3 months back in '88, who moans every time he sees a little boy on the jet bridge, who is bipolar, acts like a check-airman know-it-all wanna-be and constantly critiques every move you make for 4 days, but gives 3 days worth of excuses along with a masssive tantrum when he fouls up.

That describes a large portion of the top 500 CA's at my company, anyone care to guess which company I work at??

 

[arthompson]

When you have to pick up a woman in the airport to get ground transport to a coterminal airport.

 

[Metro752]

When you apply for a caravan freight job so you don't have to fly with 18 year CA's that upgraded in 3 months back in '88, who moans every time he sees a little boy on the jet bridge, who is bipolar, acts like a check-airman know-it-all wanna-be and constantly critiques every move you make for 4 days, but gives 3 days worth of excuses along with a tantrum when he fouls up.

That describes a large portion of the top 500 CA's at my company, anyone care to guess which company I work at??

American Eagle

 

[SWA GUY]

You flew into three cities today, and they all ended in either -Mont, -Ville, or -Town.

 

[Booker]

...or -Burg.

 

[sf340flyer]

You think Bud Light is a Premium Beer.

 

[sf340flyer]

you use a backpack as a flight bag, know how to rig up the mp3 player with the ATC cutout function, and watch a movie on a 35 min. flight while the other guy works.

 

[Kip Dynomite]

when your girlfriend has to pay 70% of the time when you go out for dinner in order to dine out more than once a month. Hey...I paid 100% on the first three dates.

 

[Texanflyboy]

When there are finger prints on the EFIS displays when the new Gulfstream F/O's tap on the LCD like they're steam gauges...."the needle looked like it was stuck."

 

[tommyknock83]

When you feed yourself off the chips, breakfast bars and sodas you jack from the airplane and stuff in your flight bag. Every crashpad has that special drawer right by the refrigerator....