You know you are a regional FO when.....

[djsk]

You're happy to finally be sitting in front of a glass cockpit, only to find out said glass is pink, blurry, goes out unless hit, and will probably give you epilipsy as you try to shoot an ILS to mins

Sorry, thinking of more things as I continue to drink.....

 

[djsk]

If you've learned how to "speak Dulles" and can request a huffer cart at the G gates using a series of swahili clicks with a bit of jive

 

[Kip Dynomite]

when you call the front desk for a complementary razor and shaving cream. I know I'm going to regret posting my secrete. Dany razors are expensive...dang the complementary razors eat my face alive, but at least I can now afford to eat in order to stay alive.

 

[front9]

…theres no room for your rollerbag in the CRJ crew closet

…the guy dumping the lav looks at you and starts laughing

…a passenger hands you his bags curbside as you wait for the employee shuttle

…your FA has one less stripe on his shoulder than you do.

 

[Booyakasha!]

True story

A J-31 Captain (mid 90's) wants to J/S on a mainline flight. He is asked by the crew to tell a joke in order to ride. He shows them his pay check.

 

[BoilerUP]

If you've learned how to "speak Dulles" and can request a huffer cart at the G gates using a series of swahili clicks with a bit of jive

Nice!

 

[FlaZoomie]

99 cent Checker's burgers....yum....

Or even better....99 cent DOUBLE cheese at McDonalds......

Give me a bag full!!!!

 

[flyflorida2001]

99 cent Checker's burgers....yum....

Or even better....99 cent DOUBLE cheese at McDonalds......

Give me a bag full!!!!

That's just 4 SmartCarts!!!

 

[BlueCanoe]

...more posts on FI than total time...

 

[punkpilot48]

...You spend your time in the crashpad drinking and throwing footballs at your sleeping roomates.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

when ur captain starts talking about a track of the Master of Puppets album, and you don't know what he is talking about....

FD

 

[BoilerUP]

when ur captain starts talking about a track of the Master of Puppets album, and you don't know what he is talking about....

I'd say that most FOs *should* know about the best Metallica album ever, but then again when I was a senior in high school there were people that had no idea who Led Zepplin was...

 

[Peter Griffin]

You get physically mad when you pass the McDonalds in the terminal because the airport ones dont have the dollar menu (cheap bastards)

Your crashpad says "Coleman" on the side of it

 

[jws717]

You get physically mad when you pass the McDonalds in the terminal because the airport ones dont have the dollar menu (cheap bastards)

Your crashpad says "Coleman" on the side of it

I have camped out by the airport when i would drive the 200 miles to get there. It was awsome dude!

 

[pookie]

When you wake up in the morning and spend 5 minutes gelling and fixing your hair.