You know you are a regional FO when.....

[CoolSidePillow]

you actually spend your time arguing who has the best jet to fly or who has the better company

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you date flight attendants

 

[Mr Wu]

you date flight attendants

F/A's are for guys too lazy to jerk off.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you are always checking update lists because afterall you need to get 1000 PIC turbine and with that and 2300 total you can move on to the big boys

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you really know you are a regional FO when you can identify the RCDS in your new captain as soon as you meet him

 

[No Delay]

...all your towels at home are "white"

and all your soap is miniature size.

 

[Hypoxik]

You use the hotel coffee maker to heat up soup or easy mac! And don't have enough to share with the F/A.

 

[CoolSidePillow]

you call screw scheduling to get open time

 

[No Delay]

Originally Posted by 737 Pylt
You've figured a way around the cable box in the layover hotel and can get free porn on the TV!

Can you do that??????

Dude, don't hold out on us.

 

["GO AROUND"]

You throw your own bags on the hotel van so you can avoid tipping the van driver.

ROFLMAO!!!! That is so true. I have done that too many times.

 

[blueridge71]

... you bid for late shows at hotels with free breakfasts.

 

[arthompson]

LOL! That is so true!

 

[ReportCanoa]

...you think you're the captain.

 

[Turtlesfly]

crap this post is funny!

You know you're a regional FO when you get locked outside the jetbridge door from doing the post-flight walk-around and the rest of your crew has already gone to the street to catch the hotel van without you.

 

[SennaP1]

Geico

You buy Comair...with all the money you saved switching to Geico.