You know you are a regional FO when.....

[T-prop]

When you apply for a caravan freight job so you don't have to fly with 18 year CA's that upgraded in 3 months back in '88, who moans every time he sees a little boy on the jet bridge, who is bipolar, acts like a check-airman know-it-all wanna-be and constantly critiques every move you make for 4 days, but gives 3 days worth of excuses along with a masssive tantrum when he fouls up.

That describes a large portion of the top 500 CA's at my company, anyone care to guess which company I work at??

 

[arthompson]

When you have to pick up a woman in the airport to get ground transport to a coterminal airport.

 

[Metro752]

When you apply for a caravan freight job so you don't have to fly with 18 year CA's that upgraded in 3 months back in '88, who moans every time he sees a little boy on the jet bridge, who is bipolar, acts like a check-airman know-it-all wanna-be and constantly critiques every move you make for 4 days, but gives 3 days worth of excuses along with a tantrum when he fouls up.

That describes a large portion of the top 500 CA's at my company, anyone care to guess which company I work at??

American Eagle

 

[SWA GUY]

You flew into three cities today, and they all ended in either -Mont, -Ville, or -Town.

 

[Booker]

...or -Burg.

 

[sf340flyer]

You think Bud Light is a Premium Beer.

 

[sf340flyer]

you use a backpack as a flight bag, know how to rig up the mp3 player with the ATC cutout function, and watch a movie on a 35 min. flight while the other guy works.

 

[Kip Dynomite]

when your girlfriend has to pay 70% of the time when you go out for dinner in order to dine out more than once a month. Hey...I paid 100% on the first three dates.

 

[Texanflyboy]

When there are finger prints on the EFIS displays when the new Gulfstream F/O's tap on the LCD like they're steam gauges...."the needle looked like it was stuck."

 

[tommyknock83]

When you feed yourself off the chips, breakfast bars and sodas you jack from the airplane and stuff in your flight bag. Every crashpad has that special drawer right by the refrigerator....