XJT phase 4 interview

[lear35man]

I would at least, the rest would be up to the feds.

If you had any flight instructing background, you might know that the instructor will most likely take the brunt of the blame, because he is there as an experienced pic to make sure you don't screw up. You will most likely get off unscathed. So you is "really" the pic now?

 

[Ben Franklin]

Phase 4 is where you have to fellate the director of operations.... Least that's what Ben Franklin says....

Wow, I just laughed at a Mesa pilot for reasons other than his contract!!

Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Ben Franklin]

I sign the aircraft out.

When I flew at Embry-Riddle, I had to sign for the airplane and swipe a flight card so that my account could be billed for the flight time.

Most, including myself would argue that I was not the PIC.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Meatwhistle]

Per 135 regs, I don't understand how supertool can log PIC. Could Turd in training please explain how its considered legal pic time?

 

[Ben Franklin]

-Turd in training pays alot of money to "the man"

-"The man", to further his sale and increase his commission, shows the Turd FAR part 61 where you can log PIC time if you manipulate the controls of an aircraft for which you are rated.

-The Turd gets a boner and writes his check immediately.

_"The Man" gets a boner and spends the Turds check on a new boat immediately.

-With the $3.50 left over, "the man" buys the Turd a hat to wear in his student file photo.

_"the man", to decrease The Turd's buyer's remorse, tells the turd that he must sign for the aircraft as a matter of company policy.

-The turd thinks that he is signing for the aircraft per FAR's and keeps his boner. His family thinks he is smuggling baby carrots out of the local grocery on his way home from the airport.

-The turd posts his picture on the internet along with his flight times and justifications for illegally logging PIC time.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Otto Coarsen]

When I flew at Embry-Riddle

Just as I suspected..... That Explains everything....


Ben, your comments are usually filled with hate, spewed through sophmoric insults and immature threats... But I don't blame you for that.... I blame your college education....

With that said, buddy, I officially appologize... Next ExJet pilot I see on the road is getting a beer in honor of you..

 

[Otto Coarsen]

-The Turd gets a boner and writes his check immediately.

LMAO...

 

[350DRIVER]

Tab ,

It is not "illegal", it is a complete joke. I think that is a point that most would agree with. Enjoy "playing pilot" now cause once you hit the line at the regionals you will learn a few hard lessons.


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[Ben Franklin]

I blame your college education....

I said only that I flew at Embry Riddle. Just a few times during high school.

I NEVER went to college there. Not one class. Not one unit. Not one day.

Just the facts.


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Otto Coarsen]

For the Record

My Ben Franklin comments were not geared at his reaction to TabExpressFO....

They are in reference to the numourous threads where he and I have battled it out over stupid crap...


I think his "turd" comments were priceless...

 

[Ben Franklin]

Systems come easily to me and so does flying.

Turd's CFI "Hey, turd boy, follow me through on the controls"

Turd boy, "OK, will that cost me extra money?"

Turd's CFI, "Naw, I won't tell 'the man' that you helped me fly"

Turd, "wow, you make this flying bit look easy!"

Turd's CFI, "My controls!"

Turd, " Systems come easily to me and so does flying. "


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[Otto Coarsen]

I already know how to fly. And please spare me how tough ground school is going to be. Systems come easily to me and so does flying.

Are you $hittin me? You've got to be $hittin us....

Come on man... My 5 year old uses arguements like that..



In the unlikely event that you ARE for real tab, I have a question for you.. I'm trying to figure you out...

What is your background.... like Pre-PFT..... College? Real job??

 

[Rook]

systems come easy to me...so does flying

Better check that attitude if you come to Pinnacle. Those Rednecks in the training department will eat your lunch my friend.

That's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
Nuisance Who sent,
YOU SENT FOR ME!!??

Rook
600' AGL Autopilot on.
'WHEW!'

 

[e120pilot]

Tab,

The toughest part about airline flying is dealing with the guy sitting next to you. Any monkey can be taught to fly an airplane (as you have proved). That's why everyone thinks you're such a joke. Airline flying is easy, it's dealing with d-bags like you that is tough.

 

[Otto Coarsen]

No i'm not $hittin you, before i started flying i graduated from high school.

Good luck getting to that 757 job you think is in your future....

Remember, National went out of business....