Women

[kevdog]

Women ATC usually give good mic.

 

[328dude]

Have you ever seen some of those bearded ladies?.

More power to ya pal.

 

[avbug]

Or states, or colleges. I.E. Wyoming and Aggies.

Not so. In Wyoming, we were too poor to own sheep. The upper crust made do with a fine goat, and the rest, two cats and a chicken.

If you get boots that big, it chafes your ankles. Save those for Sunday.

For pilots, who are constantly on the go, there is the inflatable sheep. Offered in six different sizes from mini-me to extra-extra-large, each comes with an optional battery pack, a saddle, an assortment of interchangable hooves, and a light and motion activated greeting or customizable message. Also offered is a variety of colors and textures to suit every taste. The inflatosheep, now in briefcase size, accepted for carry-on at airlines everywhere, TSA friendly with fewer moving parts than ever. Get yours today.

Who's your daaaaaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaady?

 

[horsefeather]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh, I know what you mean. I prefer men. They're a lot more fun, and you know they're ultimately out to screw you, so there's no need for pretense.

 

[billybob]

Close... This is from "As Good as it Gets", and Mr. Nicholson actually said...

"I think of a man. And I take away reason... and accountability."

Still, I agree wholeheartedly.

This is 100% true
thats why the the only good woman is a stripper or escort! I want her body and she wants my money. its a honest Relationship

 

[getonit]

That is the best thing about hookers, you aren't paying them for the sex, you are paying for them to leave after the sex.

 

[dispatchguy]

That is the best thing about hookers, you aren't paying them for the sex, you are paying for them to leave after the sex.

While that may be true, the cops dont see it that way

 

[cubegirl7]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



Discuss.

sure, like men are a walk in the park! don't think so.....
but please elaborate, whats with the aaaarrrggghhh

 

[Flying Illini]

While that may be true, the cops dont see it that way

In Vegas they do...

 

[hydroflyer]

A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he does need, a woman will spend $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

 

[ShawnC]

In Vegas they do...

In Vegas they see alot of things differently.

 

[Astra Guy]

I have found this entertaining but not too educational. As the sayings go "A good woman is hard to find" and "A hard man is good to find." It all depends on whether you are a hard-tail or a split-tail to determine your perspective.

For those of you who think women are expensive: What else are you going to do with your money? Buy that fancy car or boat or plane and have almost immediate buyer's remorse? Relationships are investments similar to others one makes in one's life. Find a keeper and dote them with as many things or meaningful compliments as you can to keep them happy. After all that keeper will be with you when your looks are gone, your T-zone is on the decline and will nurse you when you are ill.

I have commented a number of times that isn't it odd that the older one gets the more women act like men and the more men act like women? It is true. Look around.

Women are people too. They need TLC just as their male counterparts do. That TLC just comes in different forms. I think women are great! Just like men, stay away from the wackos and you will be one happy camper!

 

[labbats]

Nice job turning a fun thread into a serious introspective.

 

[Astra Guy]

Aw, shucks. Thanks! Not to worry I have put in my nickel's worth. Have your fun!

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Women are people too. They need TLC just as their male counterparts do. That TLC just comes in different forms.

Meeee---owwww.

 

[Dash8]

Meeee---owwww.

ROFLMAO

i been waitin on ya to chime in on this one hugh lol

no offense astra

 

[Astra Guy]

teeny weeny

Thanks for the chuckle! You don't drive a 911, do you?

 

[buttercup]

Hey Astraguy,

Try dating women in NYC or Long Island and then try to sell me the same line of BS

 

[Astra Guy]

Golly Guys,

Sorry to have been such a downer.....I don't live in NYC but I would bet you are right there.....tough crowd. Just having a bad day....my 911 is in the shop! LOL

 

[LXApilot]

Women?

Couldn't get them figured out in my first few relationships... so I stopped trying. Since we are all pilots, there is always one quote we should all remember:

"when I started flying an old crusty airline captain told me to pick three random women and buy them all a house, since that is the way it would work out anyway."

After all... why do we go work hard and earn money in the first place? So that we can impress hotter and hotter women and eventually convince one of them to hang out with us for the rest of our miserable lives. Anyone ever hear of the ladder theory?

http://www.laddertheory.com/