Women

mar · Jan 20, 2004

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Discuss.

EagleRJ · Jan 20, 2004

Trying to understand them is futile.

The sooner you accept that, the happier your life will be.

Denizen · Jan 20, 2004

women

"The course of true love never did run smooth" MND Act I SC I

"Let me not think on't-FRAILTY, thy name is Woman." Hamlet Act I

So, the bard could not figure them out...What hope is there for the rest of us poor poor slobs.

avbug · Jan 20, 2004

Sure he could. Didn't you see Shakespeare in Love?

labbats · Jan 20, 2004

"How do you write about women so well?"

"First I think of a man. Then I remove common sense and accountability."

Dash8 · Jan 20, 2004

mar said:
AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Discuss.

can i get an AMEN!!!

empenage · Jan 20, 2004

Women are not so bad.

Here are 3 simple rules to live by:

1) Always look at pretty girls.

2) Never waste a "hard-on", even if you are alone.

3) Dont ever, EVER, trust a fart.

Follow these rules and the world will turn.....

kevdog · Jan 20, 2004

I like women, especially when you are having sex with them.

uavchaser · Jan 20, 2004

take out the especially in the last post and add only

ibaflyer · Jan 20, 2004

I guess it be likes mah daddy 24/7 said "Neva' trust anythin' dat kin bleed 4 some week an' not die"

Gotta like the jive translator

Hugh Jorgan · Jan 20, 2004

Two words...

Leykis 101

350DRIVER · Jan 20, 2004

They are like an expensive luxury car, the better looking the more they cost you.

3 5 0

Dash8 · Jan 20, 2004

Re: Two words...

Hugh Jorgan said:
Leykis 101

say what?

dsee8driver · Jan 20, 2004

350DRIVER said:
They are like an expensive luxury car, the better looking the more they cost you.

3 5 0

The triple F (FFF) factor!

If it flies, floats or f@#K it's gona cost ya!

enigma · Jan 20, 2004

mar said:
AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Discuss.

Yea, but what's the alternative?

I.P. Freley · Jan 20, 2004

labbats said:
"How do you write about women so well?"

"First I think of a man. Then I remove common sense and accountability."

Close... This is from "As Good as it Gets", and Mr. Nicholson actually said...

"I think of a man. And I take away reason... and accountability."

Still, I agree wholeheartedly.

And as for the individual who wonders about "Leykis 101", it's a reference to a radio show. Tom Leykis has a system when it comes to dealing with women, which he refers to as "Leykis 101". I'm sure it's referenced on his website if you don't get his syndicated show in your market... Though I think he's on one of the SatRadio networks now, possibly XM? Not sure.

kevdog · Jan 20, 2004

Re: Re: Women

enigma said:
Yea, but what's the alternative?

Sheep.

kevdog · Jan 20, 2004

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

ShawnC · Jan 20, 2004

Re: Re: Re: Women

kevdog said:
Sheep.

Only in certain countries.

enigma · Jan 20, 2004

Re: Re: Re: Re: Women

ShawnC said:
Only in certain countries.

Or states, or colleges. I.E. Wyoming and Aggies. That's one for you BigD.

enigma

kevdog · Jan 20, 2004

Women ATC usually give good mic.

328dude · Jan 20, 2004

Have you ever seen some of those bearded ladies?.

More power to ya pal.

avbug · Jan 20, 2004

Or states, or colleges. I.E. Wyoming and Aggies.

Not so. In Wyoming, we were too poor to own sheep. The upper crust made do with a fine goat, and the rest, two cats and a chicken.

If you get boots that big, it chafes your ankles. Save those for Sunday.

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Who's your daaaaaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaaady?

horsefeather · Jan 20, 2004

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Yeh, I know what you mean. I prefer men. They're a lot more fun, and you know they're ultimately out to screw you, so there's no need for pretense.

billybob · Jan 20, 2004

I.P. Freley said:
Close... This is from "As Good as it Gets", and Mr. Nicholson actually said...

"I think of a man. And I take away reason... and accountability."

Still, I agree wholeheartedly.

This is 100% true
thats why the the only good woman is a stripper or escort! I want her body and she wants my money. its a honest Relationship

getonit · Jan 20, 2004

That is the best thing about hookers, you aren't paying them for the sex, you are paying for them to leave after the sex.

dispatchguy · Jan 20, 2004

getonit said:
That is the best thing about hookers, you aren't paying them for the sex, you are paying for them to leave after the sex.

While that may be true, the cops dont see it that way

cubegirl7 · Jan 20, 2004

mar said:
AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Discuss.

sure, like men are a walk in the park! don't think so.....
but please elaborate, whats with the aaaarrrggghhh

Flying Illini · Jan 21, 2004

dispatchguy said:
While that may be true, the cops dont see it that way

In Vegas they do...

hydroflyer · Jan 21, 2004

A man will spend $2 for a $1 item he does need, a woman will spend $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.

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