Women

[mar]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



Discuss.

 

[EagleRJ]

Trying to understand them is futile.

The sooner you accept that, the happier your life will be.

 

[Denizen]

women

"The course of true love never did run smooth" MND Act I SC I


"Let me not think on't-FRAILTY, thy name is Woman." Hamlet Act I

So, the bard could not figure them out...What hope is there for the rest of us poor poor slobs.

 

[avbug]

Sure he could. Didn't you see Shakespeare in Love?

 

[labbats]

"How do you write about women so well?"

"First I think of a man. Then I remove common sense and accountability."

 

[Dash8]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



Discuss.

can i get an AMEN!!!

 

[empenage]

Women are not so bad.

Here are 3 simple rules to live by:

1) Always look at pretty girls.

2) Never waste a "hard-on", even if you are alone.

3) Dont ever, EVER, trust a fart.

Follow these rules and the world will turn.....

 

[kevdog]

I like women, especially when you are having sex with them.

 

[uavchaser]

take out the especially in the last post and add only

 

[ibaflyer]

I guess it be likes mah daddy 24/7 said "Neva' trust anythin' dat kin bleed 4 some week an' not die"

Gotta like the jive translator

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

Two words...

Leykis 101

 

[350DRIVER]

They are like an expensive luxury car, the better looking the more they cost you.


3 5 0

 

[Dash8]

Re: Two words...

Leykis 101

say what?

 

[dsee8driver]

They are like an expensive luxury car, the better looking the more they cost you.


3 5 0

The triple F (FFF) factor!

If it flies, floats or f@#K it's gona cost ya!

 

[enigma]

AAAaaaaarrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!



Discuss.

Yea, but what's the alternative?

 

[I.P. Freley]

"How do you write about women so well?"

"First I think of a man. Then I remove common sense and accountability."

Close... This is from "As Good as it Gets", and Mr. Nicholson actually said...

"I think of a man. And I take away reason... and accountability."

Still, I agree wholeheartedly.

And as for the individual who wonders about "Leykis 101", it's a reference to a radio show. Tom Leykis has a system when it comes to dealing with women, which he refers to as "Leykis 101". I'm sure it's referenced on his website if you don't get his syndicated show in your market... Though I think he's on one of the SatRadio networks now, possibly XM? Not sure.

 

[kevdog]

Re: Re: Women

Yea, but what's the alternative?

Sheep.

 

[kevdog]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[ShawnC]

Re: Re: Re: Women

Sheep.

Only in certain countries.

 

[enigma]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Women

Only in certain countries.

Or states, or colleges. I.E. Wyoming and Aggies. That's one for you BigD.


enigma