What's the dumbest question you've been asked as a pilot?

[Kream926]

Still my favorite..."are you the PILOT or just the COPILOT?"
Some things, no matter how old, never lose their meaning....

my sida badge sais "PILOT ABC airlines"

the TSA lady checking badges at the entrance sais...

"you're a pilot?" (in full uniform mind you)

"yes i am"

"with only 3 stripes? i think you are a co pilot..."

 

[SplitBar]

"Are you a pilot"

"What route do you fly"

"When did you know you wanted to be a pilot"

:uzi:

 

[Goose Egg]

"What route do you fly"

Like a bus driver!

 

[Grey Ghost]

Q: are you old enough to fly ?

A: No, I have to be home before 10....

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Q: how do you know where we are ?

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Q: how do you know which switch to push ??

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ohh well, I don't care, I'll just keep smiling..

hows scenic>?

 

[EHE2]

"Are you a pilot"

"What route do you fly"

"When did you know you wanted to be a pilot"

:uzi:

I just got that exact same question today...

 

[ohplease!]

ummm....do you think you get what you pay for with alpa?....ummmm, No!

 

[Occam's Razor]

ummm....do you think you get what you pay for with alpa?....ummmm, No!

The question...and your response, would be totally valid if you simply cut off the last 8 words of the question.

Try cranberry juice.

 

[vectorvictor]

Can't make this stuff up....

"How high have you been?"

My reply, "Its been a while since I've been really high."

 

[AugerPtrol]

I was flying a Jball into Marion, Ill and this SIU puke was sitting in row 1 looking at our GPS and saw a groundspeed in the 300's. After the flight he said, "I noticed that your speed was well above the 250 limit below 10,000 the whole flight!" He continued, "I would report you, but I might need a job here in a couple of years so I will let it slide this time boys."

 

[JSky26]

I was flying a Jball into Marion, Ill and this SIU puke was sitting in row 1 looking at our GPS and saw a groundspeed in the 300's. After the flight he said, "I noticed that your speed was well above the 250 limit below 10,000 the whole flight!" He continued, "I would report you, but I might need a job here in a couple of years so I will let it slide this time boys."

Sorry bout that experience. We do have a couple d-bags here, but we all aren't like that!