What do you say when people ask who you work for?

[ksu_aviator]

Oooh

Say you fly for a Jahova's witness and then ask them if they'd like to join.

CAUTION

Could lead to a conversation with an actual JW.

 

[siucavflight]

I ran into a JW, and I sh!t you not, at the bar. Was the most interesting night of getting drunk in my entire life.

 

[NGT]

You should punch them in the face as hard as you can and call the TSA.

 

[Jetdriver69]

I just tell people that I'm the guy who drives the blue truck that sucks the sh*t out of the lavatories in those big airliners. That usually cuts the conversation short or that the very least, they won't shake your hand. Most people think you are lying or are a blowhard if you tell them what you really do for a living anyway.

 

[AA717driver]

Don't say anything stare back at them with a confused look on your face.

Nah, they'll just think you fly for American Airlines...

TC

 

[ag2pilot]

Tell them you milk turkeys for a living. Its the only job where you can open the door in the morning to 10 thousand smiling faces.

 

[Dr Pokenhiemer]

If I'm at the FBO, I'll just say that I fly for the company who owns that plane out there. If I'm at the hotel bar, I just say that I'm I'm town for the EPA conference. I'm a supervisor for trash pickup in Birmingham, Alabama. When they start to laugh, I say, "Don't laugh! You'd be suprised at what people throw away. I've got all kinds of stuff at my house!"

That line actually got me laid by a G-IV F/A in ABQ!

Then I just sit there listening to all the pther pilots making themselves look like jerks playing "There I Was" one after another.

 

[mushroom]

So, SIU, who do you work for?

Ha ha!

 

[lewis flyer]

Say GOD, then ask if they want a job cause he is hiring. Most people feel they are overqualified and don't want to hear any more. However, be prepared in case they do.

 

[svcta]

I'm a supervisor for trash pickup in Birmingham, Alabama. When they start to laugh, I say, "Don't laugh! You'd be suprised at what people throw away. I've got all kinds of stuff at my house!"

That line actually got me laid by a G-IV F/A in ABQ!

What was his name?















(sorry, I just couldn't help myself)