W2's

[100/hour/5y]

6-7 years ExpressJet... 12 Days off AVG (2 Vac months 19 days off).. 955 Block

W2 96,955.... then add 8% 401k and Ret match and 4.7% Profit Sharing

 

[LeonPhelps]

http://jobs.aol.com/article/_a/amer...0116145109990003?ncid=AOLCOMMjobsDYNLprim0001

on aol today.

Now THAT is some stuff!! The average pilot makes more than the average astronomer...and who said you don't learn anything valuable on flightinfo?!

 

[Whataburger]

eleventy billion dollars.........


gonna go buy that 10 million dollar car now.

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

 

[FlyWolf]

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

lol

 

[vetrider]

Now THAT is some stuff!! The average pilot makes more than the average astronomer...and who said you don't learn anything valuable on flightinfo?!

While you are here Mr. Phelps may I ask you a question? If a pilot has a 2 inch, uh, you know what, yet makes a W2 in excess of 150k is he a good candidate to get a lot of ladies?

On the other hand, if a pilot has a 10 inch, uh, you know what yet has a W2 under 80k, is he a good candidate to get some ladies?

Which of the above do you figure would get more ladies?

 

[Bavarian Chef]

While you are here Mr. Phelps may I ask you a question? If a pilot has a 2 inch, uh, you know what, yet makes a W2 in excess of 150k is he a good candidate to get a lot of ladies?

On the other hand, if a pilot has a 10 inch, uh, you know what yet has a W2 under 80k, is he a good candidate to get some ladies?

Which of the above do you figure would get more ladies?

"Get a lot of ladies" -- huh? "Get some ladies" -- double huh?

Are you old or something? You need to learn the lizzle, my nizzle. Besides I can think of at least ELEVENTY-SEVEN ways to be hipper than that.

And yes, my wang is over eleventeen inches wide.

 

[jumppilot]

The money.

78K, 4th year CHQ...Worked my ass off.

 

[Bavarian Chef]

Now THAT is some stuff!! The average pilot makes more than the average astronomer...and who said you don't learn anything valuable on flightinfo?!

Yeth, but does the average pilot make more than someone in missionary position?

 

[i'mbatman]

59.5K
6 months as FO
6 months as CA
CHQ 2nd-3rd year

 

[LeonPhelps]

While you are here Mr. Phelps may I ask you a question? If a pilot has a 2 inch, uh, you know what, yet makes a W2 in excess of 150k is he a good candidate to get a lot of ladies?

On the other hand, if a pilot has a 10 inch, uh, you know what yet has a W2 under 80k, is he a good candidate to get some ladies?

Which of the above do you figure would get more ladies?

Awwwww yeah...um, well thath a good quethion...um, I think that the man with loth of muney and a thmall wang would probably GET thome ladieth...but eventually they will be wanting to come to Leon's houthboat, altho known ath the skantuary for some courvossier or maybe even a boxth of the fineth mexican wine!

I oneth wrote a poem, and I don't think I can remember it all, but allow me to paraphrathe:

What is luv?

Is not luv like the fragranth of fine, fine diamonds...

Does not the wind love the dirt?

Go ahead, releath the power of luv...

Tame the cosmosth with a whithper...

Is not luv, not unlike the unlikely not that it is unlikened too?

Yeah, ith been a while thenth I wrote that one, but that should cover it...

Anyhow, I thinkh that our friend with the money should focusth on histh massthage techniqueeth, and maybe he could sthtill get the ladeeth like a man like Leon Phelphth! And our friend with lesth money...heeth gonna be just fine...just ask the ladeeth about Leon!!

Oh well, I gueth we should get back to the thread, and lithen to all the folkth with jobth talk about all the money they make while I'm still having a hard time making my houthboat paymenth...

 

[JetFumes]

You don't need money to get the ladies, just the "illusion" of money.

 

[Purpled]

Yeth, but does the average pilot make more than someone in missionary position?

yeaaahhh, now that iiisth dithgusthtin'

 

[LeonPhelps]

yeaaahhh, now that iiisth dithgusthtin'

Au contrair bonjur! That'sth NOT dithgusthin'...unleth of courth itsth NOT a ladeeee...then ith VERY dithgusthin!

 

[Bavarian Chef]

I'd say we done hye-jacked this thread.

 

[Purpled]

I'd say we done hye-jacked this thread.

Yes, this is the 'classy' FI I was talking about!

Funny, funny stuff!!

 

[vetrider]

"Get a lot of ladies" -- huh? "Get some ladies" -- double huh?

Are you old or something? You need to learn the lizzle, my nizzle. Besides I can think of at least ELEVENTY-SEVEN ways to be hipper than that.

And yes, my wang is over eleventeen inches wide.

Yep, I am hopeless in that department, that is why I asked the legend himself, Mr. Leon Phelps. Being a legend and all, it sure was nice of Mr. Phelps to take the time to respond, thank you so much Mr. Phelps. And thank all of you other fellas as well.

Now with all that good advice and my eleventeen inch wide wang maybe my luck is about to change. Thanks again Mr. Phelps.

 

[IrishjbPilot]

Eleventeen ? wow....

 

[Purpled]

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

If the ref. was Celebrity Jeopardy, I'm sure it was Eleventy Billion Dollars. Written on that screen which is light urple.

Strategery!!

 

[Quimby]

It's "Eleventeen" not "Eleventy." Dah.

"eleventy" on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.....get it straight!

 

[Quimby]

now.............where to find that 10 million dollar car?