USNA vs USAFA

[Rez O. Lewshun]

It's a true gem!

 

[Gorilla]

Guys, we're missing our true calling, and that is goofing on the Army, specifically Castle Greyskull and their football program.

AF vs Navy typical day:

- Eglin AFB, Fl. Kick-a$$ multiple DACT missions. Debrief. Drink whiskey in the vault while studying the threat. Beer bell rings. Retire to personal squadron bar for vast quantities of kegged beer. Go home and have sex with your girlfriend or wife. Repeat daily.

- <Somewhere in the Med> Wake up to gray, corroded walls. Kick your two roomates out of the way. Work on performance reports for 17 yr olds who miss mommy, smoke crack, and hate you. Suit up for another fleet-defense CAP mission. Turn in circles for two hours, tank, repeat. Pee in a little bag. Recover, buy an icy cold coca cola. Mmmm! Goes down smooth! Go to bed with two roomates who fart a lot and leave their tonail clippings on the floor. Repeat daily.

 

[Fins Up]

I did two deployments to the Med. Never set foot on a ship. Got credit for PIC time while I was asleep in the rack in the back of the plane after eating my dinner which I cooked in galley oven. Never peed in a bag either. Just for fun, when the crew jackass used the toilet, pulled the lighting circuit breaker and hit some pilot-induced turbulence to make him get p!ss all over himself. Man I miss those days.

But you're right. Time to target Hudson High - or rather the woops as we call them since their uniforms look like those of the flying monkeys in The Wizard Of Oz.

Why does a USMA cadet have two more IQ points than does a horse? So they won't crap on the parade field. (Pretty lame, I know)

 

[Falconjet]

Don't forget USCGA.

It is the toughest to get into and it is in a shatty place, but it is a very good education.

FJ

 

[Purpled]

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[Purpled]

Don't forget USCGA.

It is the toughest to get into and it is in a shatty place, but it is a very good education.

FJ

I wasn't tall enough to get in to USGCA, I'm only 5' 11'

 

[Purpled]

I did two deployments to the Med. Never set foot on a ship. Got credit for PIC time while I was asleep in the rack in the back of the plane after eating my dinner which I cooked in galley oven. Never peed in a bag either. Just for fun, when the crew jackass used the toilet, pulled the lighting circuit breaker and hit some pilot-induced turbulence to make him get p!ss all over himself. Man I miss those days.

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Yeah, but when a girl asks you what you flew, you have to say, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill myself.'

Baahhh, one of my favorites.

 

[Fins Up]

Hornet and Tomcat guys get the thrill of a carrier ops, breaking the sound barrier, flying cool-looking airplanes. P-3 guys have to suck it up with $30 - $90/day per diem, nice CBQ rooms (usually) and deciding which bar to go to after the mission. It's just not fair. I'd say P-3 pilots are probably the best paid pilots in the Navy.

 

[SIG600]

I'd say P-3 pilots are probably the best paid pilots in the Navy.

They need to be... can't look cool in the break with the 4 fans of freedom!

 

[Fins Up]

I'd say P-3 pilots are probably the best paid pilots in the Navy.

They need to be... can't look cool in the break with the 4 fans of freedom!

Good enough for me. I'll get the first round. You guys save your money to pay into your mess fund.