Perhaps you should get some facts before you spout off. Here's the think to the FDR data:
http://www.ntsb.gov/Dockets/Aviation/DCA09MA026/418135.pdf
After the impact, N1 on both engines falls off to windmilling levels despite the climb power setting. Vibration goes through the roof. EGT's on both engines shoots to 900C. The power levers for both engines remain at climb power for 1 minute after impact, when they are retarted to idle for the restart checklist. 30 seconds later they advance the power lever on number 1 but get no response except the high EGT again. You can see that N2 on the number 1 engine remains up, there's EGT, the engine is still lit and turning. However there's little to no thrust. There's no way any "restart" procedure is going to work, APU or not. Number 2 engine is even more toast, N2 vibration is extreme, and eventually quits completely (N2 at zero prior to impact).