Off another web site. Exactly what I was pretty sure occured.
OK, I got the whole story, not first hand, but pretty reliable:
45 minutes into the 11-hr flight from GRU to ORD, Captain wonderful (his name
is XXXXXXXX, but he insisted to be called "Sir") called the purser who is in
the middle of FC service, he wants his"crew dec" (mind you, it's
not gen dec which the purser had already given it to him on the ground. I
think crew dec is our custom form, so Capt Wonderful probably have a list of
shopping to be declared). She said "I'm sorry I forgot, but I'll bring it to
you on your next potty break" He said "I want it NOW", she said "We're in the
middle of the FC service, I'll bring it to you on your next potty break". He
said "NOW". OK, whatever, since there was no spare FA to guard the cockpit door
as United wants us to, she slid the crew dec under the door. Done. After the
service when she goes up to do the potty break, F/O
came out, she goes in. The idiot started yelling at her so loud that the
FO heard in the lav, the FC galley girl guarding the door heard, and the entire
FC cabin heard. The F/O apologized to the FA saying that he's been a total
jerk the whole 4-day trip, doesn't allow them to call him by his name, they must
only call him "sir". Sounds like a wiener and a whiner to me..
Later when the purser was on break, she was woken up by the FC FA telling her
that she's got to get ready, they are landing in 30 min. Well, she's thinking
of course that there's a full cabin prep coming. Gets on the phone to the
cockpit "do you want to do this over the phone or should I go up
there?" "No, you've been relieved of your duties, I am not speaking to you
any more". He gets on the PA "Ladies & Gentlemen, we are making an unscheduled
landing in Miami in 30 minutes", no explanation, no apology.
The jerk had a choice of landing in MIA or MCO, he chose MIA because there're
no United personnel in MIA. The rest of the crew (other than purser and FC
girl) didn't have a clue of what's going on, even the other pilots weren't told
anything until the last minute (one of them was on break).
So they landed in MIA @ 0416 and pull up to the gate, and there were police,
TSA and Fire department all there, guns drawn. They only knew there's an
emergency, but they apparently had the purser's name. "Are you Patty Secrest?"
"Yes", "come with us". She stepped out on the jetbridge, and they ask what
happened. Capt came out and says...."She's a TERRORIST and I want her
arrested!!!!! "What happened?" "She defied the captain's authority, she refused
to bring my crerw dec when I asked for it, and slid it under the
door". The authorities are all sympathetic with the purser and looked at
the
capt like he's crazy, but she stays in MIA and the flt goes on to ORD.
They landed in ORD and are met by all the UAL people. Everyone was interviewed
individually and all told the same story (incl pilots). Capt refused to speak
without ALPA. He is currently on suspension, his license suspended (I was told,
can't verify that).
If the story was true which sounded like a true story, I hope United fires
XXXXXXX ass, and the purser sues what's left of his ass."