TSA; "We Need Some Stinkin' Badges!"

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Bingo!

How can I respect someone who takes away my tube of toothpaste, my nail clippers, my keychain Leatherman with a 1 inch scissor, then gets all chummy with me like he's my buddy and equal?

I don't even look 'em in the eye anymore. Treat them like the garbage government-work-program charity cases they are.

That is exactly what I do. Don't even look them in the eye.