Papa Woody
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Plan ahead next time you go through security and put a quarter in your ass crack. Leave a little something metal in your pocket so you beep when you go through the metal detector then they have to wand you. Watch the confused look on their faces when they wand your ass and it beeps. When you are tired of having fun just release your cheeks and let the quarter drop out the leg of your pants. Maybe in the process of releasing the quarter you can fart in their face while they are trying to figure out why your ass is beeping.
What's the ultimate TSA procedure for "Uniformed Flight Crew whose ass keeps on beeping"?
Maybe I can get a day off!